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Trump Unveils Exclusive Double Platinum–Level Press Room For Only Select Few Journalists

NEW YORK—Describing the ornately decorated 3,000-square-foot space as “the height of luxury,” President-elect Donald Trump officially unveiled a new Double Platinum–Level White House press room Thursday, which he said will be made available to only a select few journalists. “Located mere steps from the West Wing, this magnificent, invitation-only press suite will cater to the every need of a hand-selected group of the most esteemed reporters as they cover my presidency,” said Trump, adding that individual Italian oak writing desks, ambient light from overhead chandeliers, and a bank of 12 plush seats providing unimpeded views of the lectern would help make journalists feel comfortable and relaxed while they report on the executive branch. “Not only will the members of this prestigious group enjoy complimentary sparkling wine and valet parking, but they will also receive private access to my administration that no one else in the press corps will be able to enjoy. It is truly the most beautiful and most exclusive press room that Washington has ever seen.” Trump also confirmed plans to convert the James S. Brady Press Briefing Room into a high-end spa and sauna available only to members of the Trump Double-Platinum Press Club.

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China and Russia score a backroom deal with North Korea.

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Samples from the Lil Kim Project 

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Being banned from Facebook is putting me in an familiarity uncomfortable place. I've got to learn to interact with people again😤

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Millions of Americans find social settings uncomfortable and anxiety-inducing. The Onion provides some tips for dealing with social anxiety:

If you’re in a public place and find yourself feeling physically uncomfortable, check to make sure you’re not just sitting weird in your chair.

Instead of dwelling on every far-fetched way the situation could possibly go wrong, focus on the one or two ways you could conceivably make it out of this without exposing yourself as a bumbling fool.

Limit your alcohol intake in social situations, as you may need to commandeer a vehicle while fleeing.

Get out in front of the issue. Point out everyone else’s flaws before anyone has a chance to notice yours.

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Numb inside

I'm bored of just about everything these days. Are there any humans left on the planet with anything interesting to say?

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Meanwhile in North Korea.

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I don't know how to live but I've got a lot of toys.

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Oh what monsters we make.