Akystaracer22's shitposting extravaganza

He/him primarily pronouns. This space is LGBTQIA+ friendly. If you are here for my artwork as of 27/05/2025 I am going to be posting it all on https://www.tumblr.com/settings/blog/akystaracer22art for easier compiling. This also includes fanfic I'm writing

[akystaracer22]

Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust AU Masterpost

Synopsis: Sinner/Fallen Angel Adam AU with a subplot of Adamsapple slowburn combined with endgame Edenpoly and a sprinkle of Adam being a father. Full of angst, hurt/comfort, fluff, and a bunch of worldbuilding.

Character References:

Adam, Also Adam

Oneshots:

Maybe in Another Life We Would Hate Each Other a Little Less

Synopsis: A chance encounter sheds a little light on Adam that Lucifer couldn’t have predicted, leading to a moment he thought he’d never have with the man.

Distrust Fall

Synopsis: A leap of faith gone wrong, an eternal promise kept eternally. No matter how long it has been some things never truly change.

Here in The Garden, Lets Play a Game

Synopsis: A nightmare about paradise, and an attempt to create something new, even the coldest hearts can warm with a careful touch.

Let's Make a Deal

Synopsis: Let's go back a moment, how exactly did Adam end up joining the hotel? And how was the graveyard created? Lucifer makes a deal with Adam, but not for what Lucifer thought it would be.

The Exception to the Rule

Synopsis: How far do you bend your morals for someone you love?

Free the Bird From its Gilded Cage

Synopsis: Lucifer would tell anyone who asked his greatest regret was letting humanity eat the apple. Better than admitting what he really regretted.

Ruthlessness is Mercy Upon Ourselves

Synopsis: Vaggie and Adam talk about mercy and each other. It doesn’t go in any direction they thought it would.

Related Headcanons:

The Poly

Adam and Animals

The AU poll

Kissing with apples

[ibrithir-was-here]

I don’t need to sleep, I need to make another (messier) doodle for the new chapter of “I’m taking this crackship seriously “ by @zeezombiex

(Ok and now I’ll go to bed)

[lvrbymj]

Starstruck but they dated before Ryder was super famous (before he was even signed to Gail) and he's Tom's "one that got away" that he never stops thinking about. Like in that 'stop thinking about him' way but that inadvertently leads to him thinking about Ryland more.

WAIT YALL KNOW THAT MEME OF THE POST-ITS ON THAT GUYS CAR DASH THAT SAYS "don't text her" That's Ryder. His thoughts on that are: If I text him I lose the idgaf war. Which will eat his pride and we know how he is about that.

EDIT: I FOUND IT

Ryder's car real:

[videnrambles]

Coltland AU where Grace is able to make it back to earth before everyone gets really old (wormhole or smth that’s actually scientifically possible) and Grace is now like mega famous but he’s kept his family out of the spotlight.

One day Colt announces he’s bringing his brother to set, and Tom’s being being annoying about it. Bragging how Colt’s brother will be to busy being starstruck over him to watch Colt do stunts. The rest of the crew are kinda just going along and jokingly asking Colt if he’s sure his brother can handle being around such big movie stars.

When the day arrives imagine the panic everyone feels when it isn’t some nerdy teacher that Colt talked about, but savior of the whole world Ryland Grace.

[1mjust-lovlyy]

The thought of Ryland visiting Colt on set because the movie was in his area and everyone on set is DOWN BAD for him, and Colt is so confused because it's literally just him?? They are identical twins. Why does everyone find Ryland more attractive? And it's not in a jealous way he's just so confused (and a little annoyed and protective because hey!! That his younger brother! It doesn't matter if it's by a minute. Colt is still older, and he doesn't appreciate all of his coworkers plotting on Ryland!) . Ryland is oblivious to all of this, of course, and thinks everyone is just really nice.

The straw that breaks the camels back for Colt is when Tom Ryder starts flirting with Ryland. He WILL NOT stand for that and definitely has one of those "Stay away from my brother you dipshit" conversations with Tom. (Tom obviously does not listen and ends up flirting with Ryland even more)

[skiddyup]

curled up in ryan goslings arms (in a qpr way)

[poy0con-y]

Hey! First post in here. I'm obsessed with these guys

Doodle based on that Boyle' scene in Brooklyn 99

Edit: Oh shit. it doing numbers

[luren-away]

first meeting

[zaphoda]

Are you ready to die for the bit, ryan gosling?

[peachiexparfait]

Simon surviving with the Black Box on his person is a whole can of worms if Grace manages to see what it contains while Simon is out of commission. Because he's seeing the pictures of these absolutely horrifying things in the dark plus the audio recordings of what happened to the crew on SM-8 and here is some random man in space missing an arm, full of radiation and he's just like

[egg-ify]

,,i don’t think he’s talking about a fight

[kaelaroden]

All the love for the ao3 authors who gave Simon and Grace a chance to wear Eridians jewellery

+Simon under Adrian control in order to make the best mate jewellery

…so cute 💕

[pinkinink]

Semestral drawings are done so I finally can draw these two fucks

[cupidl0vesy0u]

Grace got two pretty needy mates

[jellicl3-cat]

These two + an army of reptiles against the world... And Markiplier.

[zoesupreme]

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

[fuckyeahcomicsbaby]

You don’t have to love your body

[naamahdarling]

I really needed to read this today. Thank you.