sex ain't love and i'm not complaining

Alejandro 'Alex' Delgado + 17 + junior + Known as various things including scumbag, but most of them aren't true I promise I'm not as bad as you think I am ((If you know me, yeah, I am the fucking legend. Hit me up if you're interested in sex and a girl))

[alicefortescuex]

I’d go just because Miley is great.

[al-delgado]

Well, if you're into that...type of music, sure. The 'new' Miley is a crazy little bitch. 'S much better than what Disney forced her to be. 

[hadleygosh-deactivated20131126]

Well as long as you use protection, that won’t happen.

[al-delgado]

Trust me, I know what I'm doing. Protection is a must

[hadleygosh-deactivated20131126]

Yes, why? You’re not planning on getting me pregnant, right?

[al-delgado]

Hell no. I don't want little me's running around

[al-delgado]

Easier than I thought it would be.

[hadleygosh-deactivated20131126]

I’ll take that offer.

[al-delgado]

You sure about that? You don't need to do anything you don't want to.

[hadleygosh-deactivated20131126]

Aww, how sweet.

[al-delgado]

You just described me in one word. sweetheart. The offer still stands

[hadleygosh-deactivated20131126]

Well boo hoo for me, babe.

[al-delgado]

Poor you. Do you need somebody to cheer you up? I'd volunteer.

[hadleygosh-deactivated20131126]

Of course, my teacher would be the one to give out a project and expect it due the next day.

[al-delgado]

First world problems, babe.

[al-delgado]

If Miley Cyrus performs 'Wrecking Ball' naked on her tour, I'd go to a concert. 

[al-delgado]

ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Dinosaurs