The Son Of Magic

I'm not a fucking rock

[alabaster-offical]

Hello.

DNI: homophobes, transphobes, racists, general bigotry.

Tags:

@percy-jackson-offical @annabeth-chase-offical @sally-jackson-offical @blackjack-offical @nico-di-angelo-offical @will-solace-offical @frank-zhang-offical @hazel-levesque-offical @magnus-chase-offical @thalia-grace-offical

[murder--offical]

I’m bored does anyone have any actually cool methods of murder

[alabaster-offical]

Fill a super soaker with acid and spray the target down with it

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

guess what?

you make me want to chug drain cleaner like koolaid :D

[apolloandhiscar]

@dakota-octavian-duo

[0-cross]

Dakota no

[but tavi]

no

[come on please]

I can and will chain you to a chair

[apolloandhiscar]

Dakota i dare you to drink it.

[0-cross]

[BET LET ME—]

no

[apolloandhiscar]

YES DO IT, DONT LET ME SON STOP YOU FROM REALIZING YOUR DREAMS

[0-cross]

[IM GOING TO-]

No

[apolloandhiscar]

YES

[0-cross]

NO

[YES] Dakota so help me I will throttle you

[official-clarisse-la-rue]

DO IT DO IT DO IT!

[alabaster-offical]

I wouldn't recommend chugging drain cleaner. But I'm not going to stop you.

[luke-castellan-offical]

I just thought of something that should probably be a war crime.

- @alabaster-offical

Oh yeah?

[alabaster-offical]

Okay so. In a lot of mythologies, there are special liquids that hurt you, or kill you, or do something bad. Lethe, Styx, cocytus, acheron, dragon's blood, Greek fire, etc, etc.

[luke-castellan-offical]

Mhm…where are you going with this?

[alabaster-offical]

*he reaches into his backpack and pulls out... A super soaker*

[luke-castellan-offical]

…oh my gods.

You’re a psychopath. A genius…but a psychopath. I don’t know whether to applaud you or to confiscate the super soaker before you do something with it.

[alabaster-offical]

It could be worse. For example, if we get a pressure washer-

[luke-castellan-offical]

I just thought of something that should probably be a war crime.

- @alabaster-offical

Oh yeah?

[alabaster-offical]

Okay so. In a lot of mythologies, there are special liquids that hurt you, or kill you, or do something bad. Lethe, Styx, cocytus, acheron, dragon's blood, Greek fire, etc, etc.

[luke-castellan-offical]

Mhm…where are you going with this?

[alabaster-offical]

*he reaches into his backpack and pulls out... A super soaker*

[luke-castellan-offical]

I just thought of something that should probably be a war crime.

- @alabaster-offical

Oh yeah?

[alabaster-offical]

Okay so. In a lot of mythologies, there are special liquids that hurt you, or kill you, or do something bad. Lethe, Styx, cocytus, acheron, dragon's blood, Greek fire, etc, etc.

[joe-chungus]

Moot check up!!

@redtheredheadeddemon @victoria33787 @kcookiez @anaa15 @annathedreamer11 @iiiidleteen @pluraldinosaur543 @yurifulofjoy @z0mbi3gvtzzz @literalleah @lastsoulonearth @eyelessmari

How are yall feeling today? :33

[redtheredheadeddemon]

im alive

yall guyz alive??

@smthrelatedtotswift @wr1bs @shuichisdarkmistress @z0mbi3gvtzzz

[shuichisdarkmistress]

alive and well!!

tags: @lifecouldbeworsecalvin, @n3cr0crunk, @yukihirop-is-not-human, @cinnabrwonie, @redtheredheadeddemon @itsmeanatastia @pgeorgiemain, @sarosno1fan, @bxttxrflx, @bluenerdd34, @victoria33787, @goldenrat3, @xyourlonelywriterx, @hellicities, @raer0se, @spencer-reid-is-so--me, @emludavis, @screamerinajar, @thatgirlthathauntsyourdreams, @atlas-hates-geography, @chatimcookedfr, @thejesterfrog, @charmyontop3, @hanseltheidiot, @velvetinerabb1t @def-not-chrissy, @komokiri, @alpheiamoth

[alpheiamoth]

Surviving

@honeyed-dew69 @kcookiez @bthecasualdoofus + open tags

[honeyed-dew69]

Alive and somewhat well!

@schrodinger-ka-billa @tenshiiiiiiiiiiiiii @floweyrosie @dustsansm2

how yall doin

[floweyrosie]

Alive, a little carsick but alive !!!!

@jellyfishhyy @otakusheep15 @itsdesssuyo + open tags

How r u guys 👁👁

[otakusheep15]

Sleepy, kind of sore (chronic pain), but fine

@tillichan @madamscream @belphieslilcow @viltreyjesus

How are we feeling?

[tillichan]

Oh, I'm fine, my dear, thank you! Reading Fruits Basket for our exchange and playing with my chaotic duo! ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ ੈ♡

@jester-raven, @archive-of-the-lost, @shysquidthing, @babulejka, @blissfullyapillow, @princesspuppetttt, @hidden-oracle, @sweetlikevanilaaa, @notgoldilocks, @ihasafacelulzzzz, @greenbubblefactory, @heliophilic-darling, @noroi-om, @rinbeanjean, @luminous95, how are you, my dears?

Sending you tons of love! Wishing you all a wonderful day! (♡ˊ͈ ॢ꒳ ॢˋ͈)♡

[m4r3tu]

I’m feeling good as well <33 thanks for the tag tilli! Anyways, right now I came back from getting my fillings so I’m a bit sore and tired 😓😓

but this week is gonna be exciting because I’m getting 4 cats :3 so it makes everything feel better!! I’m also currently watching dance moms and playing Roblox right now haha

🏷️: @br4inr0tx @ne-nene-ne @hiro--aoki @spilledmilkfactory @jadexpalace @kisschuyu @scatterbrainedcoree @on-munch @ethereal-elatha @lunakatee @luminous95 @jiataime @rinbeanjean @placeholditen @apostl35 @theconvictshusband @babulejka @viivianxb @heliophilic-darling

Sending everyone lots of love and hugs! Make sure to take care of yourself mooties ^_^

[lunakatee]

I feel terrible

I don't know how to describe this feeling, but I'll use the analogy of a sharp knife hanging from my body,This is something that happens from time to time, honestly I've gotten used to it

Tags:

@offbeathiccups

@kunisunsacc

@sirfluffeltinthe2nd

@chaos-town

@mar-doce0

@bun-che

+ anyone *ﾟ⁠+✨ ^⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠^ ｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

I hope my friends are doing well; I genuinely don't want any of you to feel the same way I'm feeling right now,

Please take care ✌🏾^_°

[chaos-town]

I FEEEEEEELL CHAOTIC >:33

Why am I always chaotic? CUZ BEING CHAOTIC IS FUN TO MEEEE >:D

Taggies: @jp--10 @janas0311 @mar-doce0 @akasukashi @fruitythelemon @rapidbrychange @ayat-official @tenacioussandwichnight @axelworlddw @ko-glitch-101 @hi-imlilac @karmacreatesstuff

This was Fun ^^ 🫧

[janas0311]

I fell toontastic!!!

@itsflipperdips (we miss you:() @axelworlddw @scrambled-eggz1002 (silly guys)

@astoria-colaaddict (my pookie)

@moonkidxd (my pookie too)

@xxjust-a-soul-morexx (my bestie)

[moonkidxd]

I feel silly

@stormyskyesss @sillyalienfromspace @astoriaalt @l1fe1sp0ppli0 @jackie-the-weirdo and literally everyone else

[sillyalienfromspace]

I'm alive but not wanna

@astoriaalt @ilikeweirdandcoolthings

[ilikeweirdandcoolthings]

Im tierd and wanna sleep

@chr0nically-b0red @x-uxlxve @pixelated-pyjamas @elizaisweird @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit

[chr0nically-b0red]

Tired and low for no reason :3

@lelethetopicchanger @theglitterwarrior @walking-mushroom @thatsmyineffablelifeline @iiiidiotnathanieliii

[thatsmyineffablelifeline]

crashing out because im barely going to see G in the next week and its gonna suck, but i’ll be alright eventually i think (probably)

@eleventhirtythoughts @shenanigan42 @lotions-potions-and-notions @souperache @krow-offical @imgonnacryalltheusersaretaken @im-a-rock @the-aricher @butidonotapprove @wallyblack1925-offical @notmyfaultnotmyproblem @221biandconfused @biancanotfound @candiceturner @non-alcoholic-tequila @ezra-didntreallyfall @universe-city-2 @mayawithany @bucky-barns-at-221b @what-is-going-on-im-confused @coneheadobviously @that-autistic-person @hunger-offical

[coneheadobviously]

almost kms the other day but hey LIFE IS WONDERFUL GUYS

@ravensncrowsx @wallyblack1925-offical @zc-t @foundheaven013@the-l0ser-st4rr @bookworm-fangirl1 @i-could-do-stuff2 @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @lotions-and-potions @purplemind87

[i-could-do-stuff2]

tbh my mental health hasn't been better since i was 4

@wallyblack1925-offical @coneheadobviously @moonlight-lunna @harrrrrittebighare @wesperssecretchild @chasetheinsomniac @namehoardingcreature @withered-roses-still-live @krow-offical @cool-comics-offical @frankierosfoottattoos @golden-corral-offical @hamilltonaddict @poseyismycat

[moonlight-lunna]

Well, I'm a lil eepy, and I don't want to have to interact with people irl, but there's not much I can do

@nai-06 @whatonearth-happenedhere @adrianavance @ph1levetomorrow @totallyjapanese @agustinnisblog @lagatosvoladores @therealjohnlockshipper

[totallyjapanese]

I feel VERY EXCITED FOR TMRW BECAUSE I HAVE A TRIP but scared because its in Kent and meningitis stuff..

@mistmerro @a-fucking-tornado @t0as1y @bladevoyager @hyperfixatedmythosgirl @hellouserlol and open

[bladevoyager]

tired since I haven't gotten good sleep in weeks and a bit mad at my mom but other than that I'm excited for my plushies to get here soon :)

@drowsy-king @please-be-nice-im-sensitivee @sunnydeedraws @eviethenut @flamesong-the-mysterious @flies-with-a-sense-of-music + anyone else

[flamesong-the-mysterious]

I’m eepy and my head lowk hurts again but I got to see my two besties and friends today and get to see one of my besties again later so I’m happy :)

@that-androgynous-lightweaver @mageglassess @tinkleshnitz @lb33-jack @kirapjo0818

[kirapjo0818]

I'm tired and have stuff to do and I really am just done with everyone and everything and feel very numb inside. Also some little kids were throwing a paper ball at me on my bus.

@thatonerat1781 @lightning-wielder @god-0f-the-seas @gay-glacier-girl @ghostking-and-sunshineboy @lil-bianca-di-angelo

[lil-bianca-di-angelo]

(Mod over here: I only got three hours of sleep.)

@bugwolfsstuff , @i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food

[i-love-my-mom-and-blue-food]

(mod >> i get three and a half hours of sleep max so feel you. also figured out im pansexual after a massive crisis and have a lot of other stuff going on)

@flamingvaldezboy @travis-and-connor-stoll-offical @official-clarisse-la-rue @the-prophet-with-the-answers

[official-clarisse-la-rue]

Mod: YOOOO WE TWINING!!!!! I’m running on three hours of sleep and I’m also pansexual!!!! Hope all the other stuff goes well. 😁

@will-solace--w-a-s--here @ghostking015

[ghostking013]

Ven (Mod): My back fucking hurts for sitting on the same chair for hours because of a presentation I need to pass tomorrow, so far, I have no progress because my ADHD brain keeps on getting distracted 😭, although. I also hope y'all are having a jazz!! 😇✨

I'm also pansexual.. ;)

@will-shoelaces @luke-castellan-offical @demonchildofhades @sophi-aah @travis-and-connor-stoll-offical

[luke-castellan-offical]

Mod post!

(Oh my glob soo many pansexual!! Im aroace tho so im the complete opposite to being pansexual if you think about it LOL 😭)

(Im also achey af im not gonna lie </3 its my fault though because I didn’t stretch throughly enough after and before working out yesterday ☹️ I thought I could cut some corners, bad idea gang dont do that. Now im just super eepy and achey aughhh, might do some reading. GOOD LUCK ON YOUR PRESENTATION!!!)

@silena-beauregard-offical @alabaster-offical @aurelia-and-naomi + open tags idk I suck at tagging people 😵‍💫

[alabaster-offical]

Yeah I'm good. I'm about to go to a family gathering, which has many good things and many bad things. For example, I get to see my cousin again(good!) but I also have to interact with my homophobic uncle(bad!)

@percy-jackson-offical @annabeth-chase-offical

[f3v3r-dr3am]

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

[endersmile]

I made dream :3

tagss: @nebbulamaain @cowbloom @stemms @productofaritual @snake-on-a-skateboard @irlctubbo

[productofaritual]

Uuuuuuu this one seems cool. Thanks for the tagggg

I know I know, I'm an indecisive bitch leaning on a bit of mischief and chaos.

The picrew is me, but with a bit of fantasy spice- wait are they about to- oh my god they're about to lick the fire

Tagging @watermelonfrog2 @weird-coincidence-friend @the-dumb-smart-friend @forgetful-celery @whittingsonder @t4tduo all my other moots and anyone else who sees this! /nf

[weird-coincidence-friend]

A nether demon goes flower picking. There potions will soon be prepared

she’s inspired by me but let’s just say humans aren’t meant for laver filled spaces

also Im still never sure if I should tag people so this is again to all the tumblarinas out her

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Devil in disguise I suppose

@rat-jester-offical @strategicfailings @strange-crow-offical @the-grim-reaper-offical @leaderofthechildrenofthecreature

[alabaster-offical]

@luke-castellan-offical @annabeth-chase-offical

[luke-castellan-offical]

I have an idea.

- @alabaster-offical

And that is?

[alabaster-offical]

theoretically, I could teach you magic.

[luke-castellan-offical]

Oh, really? What gave you that idea?

[alabaster-offical]

A very specific chain of events.

[luke-castellan-offical]

…riiiiight….

Should I ask?

[alabaster-offical]

No. It would take a very long time.

[luke-castellan-offical]

Mhm I had a feeling. But ok! You wanna try teaching me magic then??

[alabaster-offical]

Why not?

Do you know how to manipulate the Mist?

[luke-castellan-offical]

Psh…no

[alabaster-offical]

Understandable. Manipulating the Mist requires immense concentration, and that is something that many demigods struggle with.

[luke-castellan-offical]

😒 Ohhh I see what this is now, this is you trying to find an excuse to one up and flex on me

[alabaster-offical]

What!? I would never!

[luke-castellan-offical]

This is why you’re not my favorite

[alabaster-offical]

Is that because you think I'm lying or because you just want to be one upped?

[luke-castellan-offical]

I have an idea.

- @alabaster-offical

And that is?

[alabaster-offical]

theoretically, I could teach you magic.

[luke-castellan-offical]

Oh, really? What gave you that idea?

[alabaster-offical]

A very specific chain of events.

[luke-castellan-offical]

…riiiiight….

Should I ask?

[alabaster-offical]

No. It would take a very long time.

[luke-castellan-offical]

Mhm I had a feeling. But ok! You wanna try teaching me magic then??

[alabaster-offical]

Why not?

Do you know how to manipulate the Mist?

[luke-castellan-offical]

Psh…no

[alabaster-offical]

Understandable. Manipulating the Mist requires immense concentration, and that is something that many demigods struggle with.

[luke-castellan-offical]

😒 Ohhh I see what this is now, this is you trying to find an excuse to one up and flex on me

[alabaster-offical]

What!? I would never!

[luke-castellan-offical]

I have an idea.

- @alabaster-offical

And that is?

[alabaster-offical]

theoretically, I could teach you magic.

[luke-castellan-offical]

Oh, really? What gave you that idea?

[alabaster-offical]

A very specific chain of events.

[luke-castellan-offical]

…riiiiight….

Should I ask?

[alabaster-offical]

No. It would take a very long time.

[luke-castellan-offical]

Mhm I had a feeling. But ok! You wanna try teaching me magic then??

[alabaster-offical]

Why not?

Do you know how to manipulate the Mist?

[luke-castellan-offical]

Psh…no

[alabaster-offical]

Understandable. Manipulating the Mist requires immense concentration, and that is something that many demigods struggle with.

[luke-castellan-offical]

I have an idea.

- @alabaster-offical

And that is?

[alabaster-offical]

theoretically, I could teach you magic.

[luke-castellan-offical]

Oh, really? What gave you that idea?

[alabaster-offical]

A very specific chain of events.

[luke-castellan-offical]

…riiiiight….

Should I ask?

[alabaster-offical]

No. It would take a very long time.

[luke-castellan-offical]

Mhm I had a feeling. But ok! You wanna try teaching me magic then??

[alabaster-offical]

Why not?

Do you know how to manipulate the Mist?

[luke-castellan-offical]

I have an idea.

- @alabaster-offical

And that is?

[alabaster-offical]

theoretically, I could teach you magic.

[luke-castellan-offical]

Oh, really? What gave you that idea?

[alabaster-offical]

A very specific chain of events.

[luke-castellan-offical]

…riiiiight….

Should I ask?

[alabaster-offical]

No. It would take a very long time.

[luke-castellan-offical]

I have an idea.

- @alabaster-offical

And that is?

[alabaster-offical]

theoretically, I could teach you magic.

[luke-castellan-offical]

Oh, really? What gave you that idea?

[alabaster-offical]

A very specific chain of events.

[luke-castellan-offical]

I have an idea.

- @alabaster-offical

And that is?

[alabaster-offical]

theoretically, I could teach you magic.

[alabaster-offical]

oh, look!! A fucking rock!!

You little shit.

[luke-castellan-offical]

You all HATE me I can’t trust ANYONE SMH…

[alabaster-offical]

Uh- no???

(I do.)

You have no part in this conversation.

[luke-castellan-offical]

I dont trust you. You used to be loyal to me but then you voted against me that one time when I specifically told you to vote with me. Dont think I’ve forgotten that. 😒

[alabaster-offical]

I told you, that wasn't me. That was him!

*a voice rings out from nothing*

(yeah hi that was me)

[luke-castellan-offical]

Its attached to you, still your fault

[alabaster-offical]

Blame Dakota for summoning it. I'd rather be rid of the damn thing.

(Rude!)