I AM THE TOMFOOL

I am so tomfoolish the arcane bends to my will

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Introduction:

Uhhhh hi I was cursed only to eat ham sandwiches and ummmmmm uhhhhhh I have fingers and god is in my skin also I F*CKING HATE POLITICS

I am the royal advisor of @the-one-and-only-piper-offical

Any pronouns except he/him , I am nonbinary (weird mix of agender and having a gender at the same time)

Imm a minor btw

I like baking, Ultrakill, Hollow Knight, Silksong, hardspace shipbreaker, Risk of Rain 2, the half-life and portal games, Deltarune, undertale and

Graphic made by @d1p-st1ck

NEW ALT @microwave-miku-offical

My (platonic) husbands are @rouxls-kaard-offical , @rouxls-kaard-official , and @rouxls-kaard-officaleth (how did this happen)

Evil version: @outis-offical

My most trusted adviser is @rat-jester-offical

My court jesters are @rat-jester-offical , @rouxls-kaard-official , and @sans-the-skeleconch

My court wizards are @sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical @parentscomputer-official @the-fuckin-wizard-official and @ratethesongoffical-deactivated2

Court illusionest: @face-taker-offical

My court interplanetary affairs officer is @james-offical

My court chef is @ham-sandwich-attic-man-offical

My court knight is @heart-offical

My court scribe is @definitely-ao3-offical

@james-offical lives in my attic alongside @ham-sandwich-attic-man-offical

My alts are @sword-identifier-offical @nuclear-engineer-offical @blood-god-offical @teto-pear-offical and @latin-offical as well as @microwave-miku-offical

Header by ME

Notes game:

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[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Where did the new usage of goon come from?

[mossyclay]

Sighhhh

[galmiahthepigeon]

I feel like people forget that nonbinary people can still be transfem or transmasc and there are valid nonbinary identitieas that align with either or both labels. And it doesn't have to mean that they are On Their Way Towards Being A Binary Trans Woman Or A Binary Trans Man. They can literally just be transfem/transmasc and nonbinary at the exact same time forever and ever and even go by they/them pronous exclusively, because those terms are not mutually exclusive and neither diminishes the other.

[mmijilee]

another kerdly comic that was supposed to be about the festival (i made the initial sketch wayyy before ch 5) also dont ask about the bouquet i know the only place to find one would be asgore's shop but you know maybe berdly is a diy king and hit up hometown's local trader joe's to make it

im not the best at coming up with like comic prompts but these have been really fun and fulfilling to make :3 (im also probably not the best at characterizing them....(yet))

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

I have a gun, and iss calld me penar

[grandpostspace]

Moss theory

Alright, so like, you know how cannibalism is often a motif for abuse right?

And kris eats moss most of all.

In my previous theory, i theorized that a third cattenheimer sister wears a defunct fast food costume, which is berdly.

Now, in the takoyaki art, you see berdly on a line. This implies he doesn't put any fucking strain on it, almost like he's weightless.

This could just be explained by him being a bird, but what is also light?

Moss.

And what happens when a toy ducky sucks water inside?

Mold gets inside. Because it's damp.

This would explain why ducks are so prevalent.

Because berdly is a moss monster like flowey, a dead person piloting a bird mecha.

And remember when i said berdly was cosplaying as asriel? What would it look like in the dark world.

Ralsei.

Because she's inside the pipes. Kris tried to kill her by flooding it with bathbombs. Berdly and ralsei are the same person, forced to play a different role because of an abusive partner they enable.

[arodabi]

Sometimes i feel like younger queer kids are getting a bit to bold with openly talking to people they don’t know In The Context Of:

More than once i have had a younger/same age queer person come up to me in public settings and say something about “finding other gays” or clearly clocking me as nonbinary and I’m like :)))))))) hey buddy I’m here with my conservative parents can you fucking not out me :))))))))

Just say you like my outfit or hair and move on, fuck even tell me you like my shoelaces. Don’t call me gay and limp your wrist at me when you don’t even know me? Especially when there’s a bunch of ppl around?

[the-gayest-tuba]

i was out with my ex once when three *very* young queer kids, like thirteen years old, came up to us and asked us “are you guys, you know…” and did the limp wrist thing at us. one of them loudly exclaimed that it was so cool to meet other queer people in real life. this was in public in an unbelievably conservative area - we didn’t even feel safe holding hands because we were surrounded by Mormons. we got lucky that day, but I’m begging y’all to remember that the world doesn’t work like the internet. other queers are real fuckin people. don’t do this shit. OP is right; tell me you like my jacket, or my patches, or the rainbow spokes on my wheelchair, but don’t out either of us!

[life-on-the-spectrum]

This used to be standard operating procedure not even ten years ago: NEVER OUT OTHER QUEERS, even if they’re supposedly already out. Never assume that it’s okay to let third parties know that so-and-so is queer. Ever. You never know when you’ve found the one uncle with the heart condition that they can’t bear to risk telling, or the one neighbor who’s just threatening enough that they don’t mention it around, or even the grandma that they haven’t gotten around to mentioning it to yet. You might have just ruined a very important milestone for someone, or you could have put them at actual risk of harm.

Also… stop freaking assuming. If you don’t see a pride flag on them, please don’t just assume. You can’t tell ANYTHING about a person’s gender or partner preferences by what they’re wearing on any given day, what their hair looks like, or whether or not they’re using makeup. You legit cannot, and you look like a jerk when you try.

[astra-the-dragon]

this is even more important now that Trump is in power.

some people will be choosing to live in the closet and it is not your job to pressure them one way or the other.

protect your lgbtq siblings - honor their choices - and never talk to cops, collaborators, and snitches.

[stele3]

Younger queer people have grown up in a better world, but we’re in a time of backsliding right now. Do NOT out other queer people. Also, I’m not gonna tell you how to present yourselves in public………..but please, I am begging you to re-evaluate HOW safe you are in the current climate.

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

SONEONE GIVE SINCLAIR A HUG

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

KROMER DETECTED

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Is there a hr department for limbus company?

[dogposts]

just trying to help with the dishes.. all good here (via)

[twofingerswhiskey]

[no-one-offical]

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[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

My friend blocked me because I wouldn’t stop sending him this picture

[horns4handles-deactivated202607]

[onedivinemisfit]

👆

[leaderofthechildrenofthecreature]

Birthday girl

Everyone say happy birthday to my dog right now!!!

Her name is Ciara

[leaderofthechildrenofthecreature]

I'm gonna start tagging people

@ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @spaghettihell @the-toastr-rat @amoebaporn @abra-ca-deadbra @ferriswheelaccident @alice-in-cuckooland @jodio-joestar-real @strange-nerd-boy @theonion @i-ate-a-man-once @professional-music-nerd @asap-azriel @killer-offical @lil-aaliyah @no-one-offical @metalheadmoronhead

[evil-enby-osoka]

i hate that nonbinary people can't be, like, nonbinary.

whatever we do, we can't win. we can't be seen as actually nonbinary. people binarize us and often mock us or get aggressive or dismiss and ignore our nonbinaryhood or something else.

if we don't medically transition, we are "just cis trenders."

if we do medically transition, we are "just [binary trans] eggs."

we are "technically transmasc or transfem anyways" if we don't use these terms.

we are lumped together with binary trans men and trans women if we do use these terms. our nonbinaryhood is ignored or seen as some kind of "gender-lite."

we are aggressively pressured to disclose if we're AFAB or AMAB, TMA or TME, transmasc or transfem, "boy nonbinary" or "girl nonbinary." and if we refuse to answer, people get double mad at us and pick something for us anyways.

if we show the slightest hint of something that could be interpreted as binary gendered, we are immediately binarised.

if we put a lot of effort into looking the most ambiguous or androgynous or neutral, people still try to find something. and they become aggressive. people often EXPLODE [PT: explode] when they can't gender someone by glance.

our ways of expression are constantly mocked and ignored (like neopronouns, nonbinary-centering labels for gender and orientation, basically all things that are associated with nonbinary people).

but if we choose more typical ways of expression (for example, use "he/him" or "she/her" pronouns), people use it to ignore and dismiss our nonbinaryhood.

we just can't win, and it's upsetting.

[anarchopuppy]

I, a hearing person who likes subtitles just as a preference, shouldn't have to read a subtitle that's obvious nonsense, go back a couple seconds, and listen again in order to figure out what's going on. An accessibility feature should not be the most half-assed part of a professionally made production. Scripted media has absolutely no excuse for not having subtitles or having subtitles that aren't perfectly verbatim. Professional captioning services should be ashamed of the shoddy work that they put out. Captions should be treated as a part of the production, just like filming, editing, audio balancing, etc - and anything that releases with missing or bad captions should be seen as unfinished

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Gambling with my life here

[magicallynotagirl]

It's always worth it for lettuce

[artisticjade]

It's... its just a bag of lettuce, what's the gamble?

[magicallynotagirl]

Diarrhea causing parasites or smthn happening in America and in the UK and stuff too i think

In bagged salad and that sort of thing

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Let it ride