[alabeanz]

Remilia Scarlet, Touhou 6: Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil

(please reblog, not repost, my art)

[wizzard890]

I am fucking heaving with laugher at this ABSOLUTELY REAL cover of England’s premier home and living periodical.

[aidankochii]

[pillowmaam-deactivated20170127]

Him Lil

[bellinitini]

dont even look at me unless you look like this

[5543543646445rty65y65-deactivat]

[su-sketches]

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

[twilightprincipessa]

when you close it and then remember why you opened it

[illinicoise]

when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip

[sandersstudies]

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

[sandersstudies]

Literally every man in 1652: If she breathes, she a THOT!

This one random guy: All women are queens!

[sandersstudies]

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

[sandersstudies]

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

[sandersstudies]

For those wondering, the document is called “The Glory of Women” OR “A Treatise declaring the excellency and preheminence of Women above Men, which is proved both by Scripture, Law, Reason, and Authority, Divine and Humane.”

Yeah. That’s the title.

[corvigae]

This dude absolutely LOST IN THE SAUCE on Respect Women Juice

[chlaraform]

Absolutely devastated I missed out on the chance to peg the world’s greatest man by 367 years

[kalichnikov]

[stimman4000]

even more extraordinarily good cropped conservative images

[momo-de-avis]

A king recognizes another king in fashion

[requinoesis]

One of my biggest desires is to have Shark Villagers in Animal Crossing!

But since no one recognizes the cuteness of sharks, I decided to create my own villagers! Edit: Nurse just won a little pup!

[charlesoberonn]

The “Behold! Plato’s man!” moment is that much funnier when you remember Diogenes was a malnourished bum and Plato was an Olympian wrestling champion (that’s how he got his name, his wrestling coach named him Platon, meaning broad)

Imagine a dirty skeleton of a man burst into the lecture of the buffest philosopher in town to throw a plucked chicken on the floor.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

plato’s cave suddenly loses all of its allegorical meaning and becomes a jock telling neets to go outside

[turing-tested]

this close to putting hot sauce on my toes

[turing-tested]

i. forgot to give context for this

[pir8core]

what context could you possibly give that would make this any better

[turing-tested]

my cats biscuit and gravy are aggressive toe biters and they will stop at nothing to attain the experience of feet in their mouth

[delyluh]

guys remember when BTR and patchy the pirate from spongebob had a crossover

[movedto-jibblyuniverse]

This looks like the start of a very questionable gay porno

[nottootypical]

[powerfulwizard]

Gay culture is being your professor’s favorite student while having a solid D in the class

[clowndick-remade]

what if family guy had a fandom like south park and ppl drew anime fanart of it and there would be anons on kin blogs requesting moodboards for a panromantic asexual peter griffin with social anxiety who dated brian

[hallelujuhs]

[silenthill2bornfromawish4k]

bye