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[joshpeck]

[hollowbon3s]

if you play wish by nine inch nails at exactly 11:58:42 on new years eve, trent reznor will say FIST FUCK at midnight. start your year off right

[hallelujuh]

hello! i don’t have too many followers here but i just wanted to inform anyone it may concern that this blog will be inactive from now on. i had a goal to quit social media (mostly tumblr) for my 2017 new years resolution, but instead i bailed on the blog i took too seriously and moved to this one, which was originally just for fun. now i’m back to treating tumblr like a job, which is no one’s fault but my own, and it’s lost its appeal again, and i’m not letting myself repeat the process a third time. i might return to this blog in the future, if i’m able to only use tumblr recreationally, but for most of 2020 it’ll probably be unused while i force myself to have a more productive life. same goes for my spam blog. my multi-fandom blog might occasionally be used if something exciting happens in a fandom i’m in, but idk. and all that means to any of you is that you’re free to unfollow. thanks!

[weloveshortvideos]

If ur having a rough day

[rami-malek-yeah]

jeffmuhlstock on IG: Here’s one of the practical shots we pulled off on Mr. Robot Watch Christian Slater run from one train to the next to magically appear within the shot.

[switchingtogeico]

I JUST CAME UPSTAIRS AND HE HAD A FUCKING KNIFE

[star-anise]

The most valuable thing I learned doing a Masters degree with depression, anxiety and ADHD was to change my “things I’m bad at” list to “things I can’t do on my own.” Stop thinking of them as things I could do if I tried hard enough, and accept that I can’t accomplish them by effort and willpower alone; they’re genuine neurocognitive deficits, and if I need to do the thing, then just like a blind person reading or a mobility impaired person going up a storey in a building, I need to find a different method.

I’m “bad at” working on long-term projects without an imminent deadline or someone breathing down my neck? Okay, let’s change that: I can’t work on long-term projects without an imminent deadline and someone breathing down my neck. So let’s create an imminent deadline and recruit neck-breathers. Find a sympathetic prof who will agree that 3 weeks before the due date they expect me to show them my preliminary notes and bibliography. Get a friend I trust to block off an hour to sit with me and keep asking, “Are you working on your project?” Write a blog post about my progress. Arrange to trade papers and proofread them with another student.

Accept your limitations and learn to leverage them, instead of buying the neurotypical fairytale that they’ll go away if you just try hard enough.

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

I needed this so much.

[valtsv]

i’m sure i’ve missed a few things, but i can’t stand to look at it any longer. i present to you: the good, the bad, and the ugly of tumblr throughout the decade

[clowndick-remade]

what if family guy had a fandom like south park and ppl drew anime fanart of it and there would be anons on kin blogs requesting moodboards for a panromantic asexual peter griffin with social anxiety who dated brian

[hallelujuhs]

[danguy96]

I can only post this within a half hour left.

[joemerl]

For anyone else who missed it:

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

Candle ice crystals by asmrcrak

[ttv]

Ice Crystal Feels — Sound On

By: ASMR Ice Cracking

Date: November 2019

Location: Moosehead Lake, Maine

More: This frozen water aka ice aka brittle transparent crystalline solid is so mesmerizing. The World Meteorological Organization defines several kinds of ice depending on origin, size, shape, influence and so on. There are many odd shapes ice can take, see 7 strange types of ice formations here.

Playlist: Ice Crystals | Tree House | Snow Storm | Warm Room

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[straawberries]

THE LAST RADICAL SATURDAY OF THE DECADE!!!!!!!!!

[puzzlemasterx-deactivated202006]

LAST RADICAL SATURDAY OF THE DECADE

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[nicehatgeorgia]

The two year-old is now a solid two and a half. Just now, he was sitting on the couch playing with his pretend flip phone and he frowned and said “for gods sake. My battery is empty.”

The other day at breakfast I asked him if he was going to eat any more of his oatmeal and he said “no, I think I’m just gonna move on with my life.”

[nicehatgeorgia]

Today we were walking along and he asked me “How many Octobers is it today?” I told him it was the 21st. 

He tried a bite of his hot soup at dinner and made a face and said “Mama, my soup is a little too temperature for me.”

[nicehatgeorgia]

Upon being served 1% milk for the first time, instead of his regular 2%: “is this water?”

Me: “no, it’s milk”

Kid: “but are you sure?”

[nicehatgeorgia]

Came up to me the other day, the middle of his pants totally soaked, and said “mama, I’m having a situation called ‘I peed in my pants.’”

[nicehatgeorgia]

I don’t think I even told you guys about the six months he spent saying “fuck” instead of “truck.”

[latex-salesman]

[wtfbeatlescartoon]

Paul:*eyes widening* There’s a pussycat inside!

John: *walking into cage* Come here Pussy, come here Pussy

*tiger pins John to wall*

Guy: That’s a man eating tiger!

George: Go away Pussy, Go away Pussy!

[wtfbeatlescartoon]

 *Ringo sees men chasing them with guns and tries to alert John by tapping his     knee* 

  John:*with irrational hostility* Leave me alone! Don’t bother me!

 Ringo:*looks into camera like he’s on the office and shrugs*

 John: *literally gets shot in the head* Don’t bother me!

 Ringo: