i like the idea that bruce just shows up to league meetings with his birds with absolutely no explanation offered
i mean this man frequently stalks his coworkers and knows everything that's happening in their personal lives and i think he'd forget that HE is the weird one for doing it and not everybody automatically knows when he's acquired a new child
so he just shows up at the watchtower with a new bird and literally says nothing about it . just sits at his chair with the latest robin standing next to him and literally doesn't acknowledge that anything is different and it gets even more confusing when they change their costumes and names 😭
20-something bruce: and containing this may be a matter of-flash did you have a question
barry: uh. yeah. sorry, what is that?
20-something bruce: (glancing at 9 yr old dick who has been next to him for 45 minutes) that's robin. obviously. as i was saying,
early 30s bruce, who hasn't shown up with a robin for a few years, entering with a nightwing and a jason todd robin:
hal: do you like clone them or
mid 30s bruce, quietly talking with a clearly-not-sixteen-years-old robin in the corner after being without one for two years:
bruce: this one followed me
late 30s bruce zeta-beaming in with a nightwing, a slightly older robin, and an absolutely BUILT man in a red hood:
barry: did you hire a bodyguard
barry: whos mr red over there
bruce: you don't remember my second one???
barry: did. did that one not die
later 30s bruce, quietly showing around a blonde robin:
hal: i didn't say anything
40 yr old bruce, making intense, unbroken eye contact with a black shadow:
clark, leaning over to talk to tim: what are they doing
tim, not looking up from his fancy ipad: do i look like i know that
red robin popping in unnanounced in the middle of a league meeting: batman is alive.
barry: who the FUCK are you???
batman, some minutes later, trailed by what is CLEARLY a new robin: did red robin happen to pass through here????
barry: i have several questions
no-longer-lost-in-the-time-stream bruce, talking to batgirl, black bat, and the signal:
hal: did you get three more.
hal: i shouldn't have asked, my bad
mid 40s bruce wayne, stepping out of the zeta tube: sorry i'm late
diana: not to worry. let's get start-
bruce: i have a few more coming behind me
dick, holding damian like a scowling, sopping wet cat: bruce he's not feeling polite today
bruce: okay does he need to go back?
dick: he said he's fine but hes just not feeling polite
steph: b i need a hair tie
duke: b did i miss rolecall
diana: no, signal, you did not. let's-
hal: it's like a fucking clown car
steph: you didn't eat breakfast
tim: you didn't eat breakfast either
jason: wing. if you do not keep that brat quiet-
duke: you didn't eat breakfast either, timothy
tim: who the fuck told you????
hal: (storming off, in tears), YOU HAVE TOO MANY CHILDREN.
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