I'm sorry women

bonnie. 27. born under the beast's sun

[dramatic-dolphin]

i have a banger collection of out of context reddit comments but very few of them top this one:

[captain-price-returns]

Every day this guy looks in the mirror and psyches himself up to eat shit in the hopes that our big beautiful president succumbs to his one thousand diseases but I don't think it's in the cards

[captain-price-returns]

Ngl "being so vapid and easy to influence that the neo-nazis and Israeli government are passing you back and forth" is quite a funny bit

[frailgun]

i did a google search for "most recent invention" which my girlfriend said was something strong bad would do

[frailgun]

angriest I've ever been in my life

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[fefairys]

[komeadasleftnut]

OPEN RP

sans giggled teasingly, “I’m all yours komaeda..so quit playing around”

[rituelz-remade]

oh sans, i thought youd never ask!! im so… lucky! lucky to have an oppurtunity like this!! *puts on latex gloves*

[komeadasleftnut]

c-come on kid, quit the yapping. My bones are tingling for your touch

[rituelz-remade]

now now, sansy… theres no need to be so pushy!! but.. ah.. are you sure youd want to do this with scum like me..?

[komeadasleftnut]

sans whimpered with frustration “scum or not I want you to mess me up. Make me your naughty little skeleton.”

[rituelz-remade]

then let us begin! *komaeda smirks and begins pulling on sans femur* how do you like that you kinky little bone man??

[devilparty]

*Nicki steps in*

What is going on?? Sans?

[komeadasleftnut]

Sans whipped around shaking “nicki? Why are you here..I..I thoughtbwhat we had was over?”

[rituelz-remade]

Sans…. who is this??? *glaring daggers at nikki*

[komeadasleftnut]

Sans begins to sweat hard blushing “she’s just a friend! Nothing else just a friend!!!”

[rituelz-remade]

a..are you lying to me??

[komeadasleftnut]

*sans turns pale* no! I’d never lie to you babe..I swear!

[rituelz-remade]

i dont want to hear it. …. i cant.. cant blame you though. of course youd want to cheat on… scum like me.. im nothing compared to you.

[komeadasleftnut]

*he burst into tears* d-don’t day something like that! You aren’t scum! I love you komaeda, you mean everything to me please don’t leave.

[devilparty]

Heh.

*She avoids eye contact*

I knew you loved him more.

I’m sorry but it’s over, Sans.

*Nicki gets in her lamborghini and va va vooms away*

[komeadasleftnut]

*he falls to his knees an screams* WHY. EHY DOES EVERYONE LEAVE ME.

[manicpixiedickgirl]

Hey Guys Wats Going On Here Some Kind Of Secks Or Some Thing

[wereralph]

@staff heads up I’m suing because of the emotional and mental damages this post caused

[unis-trash-stash]

I saw this and now you all have to see it too.

[wereralph]

Literally how did you even find this post it was untagged

[wld-u-kndly]

butterfly :)

[bladeweave]

cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.

[trawl]

DO NOT BREAK THE WINDOW! he has NO food and NO water, he is listening to his LEAST FAVORITE MUSIC, the HEAT IS ON and the WINDOWS ARE SEALED WITH LIQUID CEMENT. we HATE OUR SHITTY DOG and ARE TRYING TO KILL HIM. thanks!

[trawl]

yes but he sucks so it’s okay 😊 trust

[omtai]

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

[gramarye]

feminism has backslid so hard in recent years people don't even know what free the nipple means anymore

[soup-mother]

Paw patrol -> Copaganda

Bluey -> Imperialist apologia that serves to treat the colonial fiction of "Australia" as something charming and harmless

Moral of the story? You need to start killing dogs

[sorrythathappened]

does ringo starr still have the elf stones or did he return them to the silverwood? i know there was a pressure campaign a few years back

[beemovieerotica]

obligatory I'm Not An Elf but the pressure campaign always struck me as well-intentioned but misguided - like at a certain point it veered somewhat into an overzealous application of cultural appropriation without recognizing the context in which he came into possession of the elf stones. *generally* if I come across a human with an elven artifact then I'm side-eyeing that shit hard, but Ringo was very deliberately gifted the elf stones in a gesture of goodwill and cultural exchange (plus gratitude for everything he did!!!). I know 2016 was a different time altogether but idk I think about that a lot.

[beemovieerotica]

[fial-inka]

always been inspired by oliver tree's unique persona style and music. thank you, oliver 🛴💔

[orcboxer]

excuse me

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i had to specifically ask "which musician" but we're really getting somewhere now. keep going