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Alan | 21 | Filipino and French | Comedy that's so good that you'll literally regret ever joining this website. Shoutout to my

[stonedbabyygirl]

drink some water you beautiful and capable but dehydrated bitch

[okayysophia]

GTFOH!!!!!😂😂😂

[skrewsociety]

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

[brbjellyfishing]

yes, I’m a gamer

[littlekingcorona]

When you turn your hot ass car on in the summer and scorching AC comes on

[herbalfaun]

Are you ever just like wow I’d take care of you and care about you so hard

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i love hannah montana the movie

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

[surprisebitch]

put this in the MOMA

[ruinedchildhood]

Source

[latenights]

if someone makes you happy, make them happier

[fairylander]

This mindset will make you the kindest you can be

[masclanafan]

[equalistmako]

my grandma just walked up behind me and went “oh haha is that your korra cartoon”

yes, grandma

[equalistmako]

[earthdad]

me: whats up?

some alternative girl with anime character icon: just watering my plants and looking at my cactus they are gentle and smol like me

me:

[ithelpstodream]

THIS HAS ME CRYING I HAD TO SHARE😂

[butchbuckys]

i havent seen some of these in any of the vine compilations ive watched so uhhh. here’s my own. 

[cajetaconmiel]

THIS COMPILATION IS ART

[heyjoshheytyler]

sideways scene (x)

[album1700]

“have you met my friend daniel he walks like this”

IM DYING

[ragethegemini]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[elisparklequeen]

The way they all fell down.

[marauders4evr]

“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?”

[americanprophet]

if you haven’t seen john boyega’s impression of pinocchio you haven’t lived

[queerandpresentdanger]

I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time