spit fountain

alanah, 19, shitposting

[marikdraw]

Look who’s here

[miyukiko]

couldn’t sleep… so rough allen drawing

[rzbi-art]

Lp doodl

[furbearingbrick]

bring out the rotating 16-bit muscleman

[furbearingbrick]

dirofilariaimmitis said: Can he rotate faster

[furbearingbrick]

[loveserum]

I can have a little cry on the bathroom floor...as a treat

[marbleplant-deactivated20140601]

[mwagneto]

when you're scrolling through tumblr and you suddenly think of something to post or Google or whatever but you keep scrolling coz you can't stop and then you realise oh shit I forgot what i was gonna do so you have to scroll back to where you were when the thought™ occured even if the post was completely unrelated because doing this somehow magically summons your memories

[diarrheaworldstarhiphop]

[ratfuck]

"world's no.1 bad guy" this man was fucking unknown to the general American public until they started parading his corpse

[glowingforrest]

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

[acnhmedlilove]

My absolute favourite thing about Animal Crossing is when a villager blind sides you by coming out with something so profound you feel like you need to put the game down and stare at the wall for an hour. 

[brendonsmall-deactivated2022090]

[markv5]

Кот Лёва. Не отдаю, просто хвастаюсь

[krittyko]

“cat named Lyova. not giving him away, just bragging”

[trapcard]

there comes a time when you’ll have to stop basing your morals on the laws of society because not all of these laws are meant to protect the vulnerable people but to exploit

[pipasyrup]

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel

[fruityogurt]

you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out

[hungry-hobbits]

hope y’all have a sexy 1846

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]