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congratulations on your strike 👍🎳 lina | 24

[sandwichhour-too]

The king of all cosmos got a twitter account around 2008/2009 to promo katamari forever and some of his posts are really good. He's like Dril to me.

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[princess-of-phyresis]

they're selling anti-ai slogans on sweatshop-produced t-shirts. i don't need to write the poem for you to get it do i

[hotvampireadjacent]

[meatgrinder-0]

[aflo]

trying to pay attention at work when you've got a new toy at home:

[skysthelimit57]

Non-binary people can't use they/them because they're only one person. Non-binary people can't use it/its because it's dehumanizing. Non-binary people can't use neopronouns because they're too confusing. Non-binary people can't use he/him and/or she/her because that's not gender neutral. Non-binary people can't use no pronouns because that's too hard to use.

No matter what pronouns a non-binary person uses somebody will get mad at them.

[px41]

It's june

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[dreadwedge]

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

[dreadwedge]

mature content

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[captain-price-returns]

Ball over every thing.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

The problem with terms like AMAB/AFAB/TME/TMA and basically anything else that covers similar ground is not with the terms themselves. They're very useful tools that exist for a specific purpose, and are to be used within their context. The problem emerges when these tools are misapplied. Very specifically, when people are unable to extract themselves from the bias machine that is binary gender as a philosophical framework and just keep going back to simply reforming binarized gender identity, but with incrementally more polite terminology that inevitable lands back in the place it started in. This is because it is always used as a method to sort people on a personal level, which inevitably ends up in generating bias. It's impossible to not develop this kind of bias when you convince yourself there are fundamentally only two types of people in the world. This will never stop unless we get over gender. We've known this for decades.

[ryan-sometimes]

I love how Slayyyter is so fucking good at making hyperpop that the internet has to rediscover the fact she’s cisgender every other day

[krittyko]

i get so gay off that TEQUILA!!!!!!!!!

[itmeansalot]

Instagram and tiktok are fucked because if you have generational wealth and a weird pair of sunglasses in NYC you can easily get 200-300 thousand followers for posting the same video over and over

[mtndewbajablast]

“i’m autistic” = 👍

“i’m a little autistic” = mark of the beast for annoying people

[mtndewbajablast]

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

[mtndewbajablast]

cartel style execution