Sweeter than a poptart

Beth|22|memes and meltdowns

[figmas]

[shakeitha-deactivated20190104]

what I actually mean when I send the kissy face emoji

[stem-stims]

Physics: More pencil tricks

Source

[dexer-von-dexer]

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

THIS. RIGHT HERE. This is an amazing example!!

If you take the thing out, they’re going to bleed a lot more.

SO. DONT.

News Flash from the Medical Help ™ — we don’t touch it either! Unless the object they’re impaled with is literally too big to fit in the ambulance, We. Don’t. Touch. The. Thing.

The only people qualified to Take-The-Thing-Out are surgeons. End of story.

Okay, but for the love of God, please, PLEASE, if you did, if you panicked and took the thing out…. DON’T…. PUT IT BACK IN.

Or else, congratulations, you just stabbed them AGAIN. I reeeeeally shouldn’t have to say this guys, but I do.

[kimmycup]

Congratulations,

YOU JUST STABBED THEM AGAIN

[five-flats]

i feel like that last comment should be accompanied by a bill-wurtz-style jingle

[aromes]

omg

[candyredterezii]

honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th

[candyredterezii]

[00v]

… it’s 2020 and I’m still on tumblr

[lmfao-deactivated20241231]

[oomshi]

[lotad]

have you ever heard a cute boy giggle its literally life changing

[paprika]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[lindsaylohoean-deactivated20160]

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[celanon]

no house

[clst]

just avocado

[marcitlali]

i make ya man wanna speak spanish

[lil-nefertitties]

Italian*👼

[marcitlali]

make ur own sphagetti ass post giada de laurentis

[harvestdarling]

[divineofficial]

[andkool]

The one directly under her is like “she made me first”

[viinnttaaggee]