katchoo-pilled

Alaz | she/her | 19 | TR/ENG/FR | love hate relationship with DC comics | puritanical and supremacist views on appropriate yoghurt consumption | grannypilled anatoliamaxxer

[alazxh]

@littlexhero will be my art sideblog from now on i switched my main's name!!!! Its still littlexhero over here! Or alaz! Or littlegreekhero if ur old!!!

[hollanderthoughts]

Take my hand. The world is ending.

[depsidase]

[brightlotusmoon]

[dogpuppy]

[loveridden1999]

[weaponwifer]

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

But it can hit if you plato the right crowd

[infertilityidol]

[tyaz]

[lolt64]

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

[tamagotchi]

There was a girl on neopets a few years back who had a pet tick. She'd post pics of it in polly pocket playsets. I gotta find it again it sounds too fake

[tamagotchi]

[lov3bot]

timsteph having matching comics with batgirl and red robin was peak timstephism

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[cbd-puppy]

Christian poaster: I'm imbued with the poasters spirit

agnostic poaster: there's no way to know why my posts are good

atheist poaster: my posting gland is enlarged

[poobletoods]

i am no longer fucking asking

[i-survived-that]

ID: A youtube comment with 11 likes by Niceone, it says "I've lived 46 years without knowing this. How nice of life to save some of the best bites for later." End ID.

Normally, people tend to get frustrated, even jokingly, if they miss out on something. This comment was on a song from 1974 and it made me smile quite much. Simply appreciative. Like a dessert after dinner.

[simplyghosting]

I’ll never forget the time my parents said they were going out for a few hours, and left my siblings and me at home by ourselves (ages 9-14), and instead of going nuts or just sitting around, we all rushed and did our hair and makeup and got dressed as fancy as we could; sister pulled out the wine glasses and grape juice and made an hors d'oeuvres platter, another googled how to play poker, pulled out chips from a different game, dimmed the lights, and we set up a fancy 4-person gambling den at the kitchen table and played until my parents said they were on their way back with dinner. Then we quickly picked everything up, washed our faces, changed back into our casual clothes, and pretended nothing ever happened. They never found out.

[ghksxodh]

[ruesdeluxe]