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defrosting this account ✿ she/her ✿ 23

[sosaneitsinsane]

fall in love again and again...

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[the-ladyrae]

That was delicious. I genuinely don't think I've seen anyone line up those scene parallels so well before. This was a perfect snapshot of every branch, rock, and mattress they hit on their way down

[glasslipids]

[steamcleanmymind-deactivated201]

For serious though this cat looks like a mf chromosome

[meangreenspaceman]

man I sure love that character I wish the writers did too

[lavenderprose]

The thing about Hollanov is that they are constantly having nasty mean sex and Shane is like, yeah. That’s great that’s normal. As long as they kiss Shane is like Okay :) Yay :) Thanks Rozanov, see you in a few months. Stands up straightens his clothes and walks out the door and that’s it. Somewhere behind him Ilya is staring at the ceiling. Reeling.

Then they go to that god forsaken cottage and they have the kind of face-to-face under the blankets condomless sex that even the Pope couldn’t disapprove of and Shane is crying. Gnashing his teeth. Losing his fucking mind. The emotional release is fucking agony. Ilya says you are perfect you are beautiful and you are MINE and Shane almost safewords. Ilya says I’m making love to you do you like it do you like it when I make love to you and the bedsheets are tangled around Shane’s ankles and he feels like he’s going to die. Ilya says Shane Shane Shane and to Shane it’s the most perverted thing he has ever fucking done.

[dogpuppy]

[themoonandmyman]

whatever you do don’t think about Ilya getting so drunk after a win that Shane has to princess carry him out of the car and ilya is just slurring ‘you are my hero shane’ ‘no I mean it you are so strong and pretty and good at hockey’ and then he starts tearing up and Shane is like ‘ok no more tequila shots for you Mr Russian Constitution’

[radicalgraff]

"It doesn't have to be like this. We could have it so much better"

Calligraffiti in Chicago, Illinois

[lornasallydane]

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

[albaetc]

puter. do you hear me

[ilya-sweetheart]

so ironic of ilya to buy all those fast cars when all he secretly wants is to be the annoying passenger princess in his husbands lame car while said husband drives at a boring law abiding speed and complaines about potholes

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[the-tenth-arcanum]

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be into shit no one cares about

[shaneposting]

when the centaurs win the cup i think when it’s their turn to have it for the day shane and ilya should do a newborn photoshoot with it

[shaneposting]

you see my vision

[lilyblisslys]

there should be a cool, chill way to say things like “I’m struggling” or “I’m having a hard time” that doesn’t imply you might have needs

[my-2nd-account]

Shane jerks off to Ilya Rozanov top 15 most brutal on ice fights that almost ended his carrer video on YouTube

Ilya jerks off to a blurry 7 second video he took of Shane doing laundry

[bambicoded]

[albaetc]

heated rivalry had me googling how tf you melt a tuna

[1410-1221-dec2008]