Slappin’ Hams

Follows from my main @raccoonboywrites

[themoonandmyman]

Rowan, 29. He/him. Queer.

MINORS GET OFF MY LAWN.

[themoonandmyman]

the real reason Ilya doesn’t bottom in canon is gastrointestinal issues let’s leave it there…….

[doechiimp3]

if you are a fic writer and you are worried about not knowing or researching enough about hockey to write heated rivalry fanfiction please remember that rachel reid invented hockey as a storytelling vehicle for gay romance. it's not real! go easy on yourself 🫶🏽

[heatedrivalrynicenotes]

hello everyone!

welcome to heated rivalry nice notes, a place where you can (on or off anon):

tell someone that they are an awesome poster to watch

leave nice notes to friends (birthday wishes, 'thinking of you's, general love and joy)

show your appreciation and love for gifmakers, artists, fic writers, creators of any kind

shout out somebody’s tags that deserve more than just a 'prev'

send anyone or anything in the fandom love! if you dont have anyone specific to shoutout, you can say something you like about the fandom or the community you have found through heated rivalry.

i'm staying anonymous, but i've made this blog to show appreciation for fans and creators who have made heated rivalry feel like something truly special over the past 6+ months, and to keep building up our community as we look forward to the next seasons being filmed and released!

NOTE: the notes are moderated. any negative notes will not be published, but aside from that, if you don’t see yours answered then tumblr probably ate it, so please send again.

[damnnmilkovich]

excerpt from “Speeches for Dr. Frankenstein" by Margaret Atwood.

[themoonandmyman]

It’s been a while. gaze upon him

[themoonandmyman]

can we get some love for stinky gross depressed Ilya who hasn’t showered or brushed his teeth in four or more days because of his depression and he’s just the embodiment of a wet owl… you know the one… I post it often enough…

[themoonandmyman]

hi! im reaching out to people to spread the word about this blog @heatedrivalrynicenotes, which will be a warm space to share nice notes to the heated rivalry fandom and the people in it! feel free to tell peepol! (if you are interested, no pressure.)

Oh this is so lovely!! And sorely needed! <3

[themoonandmyman]

Everyone go follow this blog and send one ask complimenting someone you love on here who makes your day brighter let’s all get Niceys :)

[themoonandmyman]

hi! im reaching out to people to spread the word about this blog @heatedrivalrynicenotes, which will be a warm space to share nice notes to the heated rivalry fandom and the people in it! feel free to tell peepol! (if you are interested, no pressure.)

Oh this is so lovely!! And sorely needed! <3

[themoonandmyman]

Ryan Gosling Ghost Rider announcement is the first time I’ve been excited about marvel for years Waoh..

[themoonandmyman]

don't feel like being anon but you're just very chill with hilarious commentary on things and it's fun

Aw ty angel that’s very sweet I love your commentary too <3

[themoonandmyman]

Sorry to hear you are in pain. I am sending you some magnesium, soothing tea, and delicious pastries. Plus lots of love and healing 💜

Thank you 🥹 I’m a pastry fiend how did you know… <3

[cilantrhoes]

[themoonandmyman]

in a huge amount of pain today forgive me if I act unseemly

[themoonandmyman]

1st of all it’s not a joke it’s about awareness. 2nd of all Nick Lachey is the best of the best except in bed. Call me and I’ll explain more. 1-800-booty Judy

I hope this was fun for you. I’m ambivalent

[9mph]

Sun Yuan & Peng Yu: Can't Help Myself (2016)

[themoonandmyman]

Nick Lachey has a small cock pass it on.

1. I don’t know who this is nor do I care

2. Small dick jokes are transphobic and shitty. Do better.