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Rowan, 29. He/him. Queer.

MINORS GET OFF MY LAWN.

#heated rivalry #Shane Hollander #ilya rosanov #hollanov #game changer book series #credit to user Ilyasmole for the Jeff banner

Now I’m thinking about Ilya doing a boudoir photoshoot for Shane for their anniversary and Shane nearly has a dick aneurysm

auntymurda

late 90s 01/02 on our backs magazine covers from bishopsgate institute archives. | originally posted by on your.knees on instagram.

#fuck yeah lesbians….

getting fucked in the ass is one of the most sacred things a man can do

empress-azrael

Everyone should send me very long and in depth asks detailing everything they think about me.

#so I can get off to it <3

god I love sex workers. slinging hole under your own autonomy is freedom baby

teratomat

soft.phocus positions 🔀

#golly and gadzooks and also Fuck

teratomat

Hazel Hoffman

k-wame

#hazel hoffman #that ass man

happy birthday rowan!!!

Thank you sweet angel <3

I’m super picky with porn but I did recently discover a pretty little bottom boy called hazel hoffman who takes it like a champ….. if anyone is into that jazz

#which would be most of you #I’m not exactly shy about sex shit if you haven’t noticed

texasbama

#I'm talkin bout innnn ittttt

#this is what I want for my bday #3 more full hours of this in 4k surround sound and smell-o-vision

Happy birthday!!!! I hope you have a wonderful day with perfect weather, lots of love, and plenty of treats! <333

You are a wonderful human tysm <3

Happy birthday buddy <3

Thank u my dove <3

kissing u all

thebitchesterbrothers

quick reminder that Shane had a girlfriend waiting for him at home while he was making heart eyes at Ilya Rozanov

Curious- how much of your childhood (age 5-13) do you remember?

Nothing

Barely anything

Some but it’s vague, like still images

Most of it (still vague)

Most of it (clearly)

All of it

Remaining time: 6 days 22 hours

#polls

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