[teaboot]

oh hey I figured it out

[albedobeheading]

ok i must go on a big walk bc I need to move my body to feel good about myself then I might read when I come home and I gotta watch Heat (1995) when I come back as welll

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[w00z13sbackup]

logan roy - rolling with the LGBT

[kristina100000]

a chocolate chip cookie with flaky salt on top and a glass of orange juice while the wind blows. woke up happy to be me #cookie

[kristina100000]

monday and i got my cookie toggled ON

[dorothylarouge]

[lakemojave]

Happy Friday afternoon! 😁☺️ We've done it! 😎😌 We've got to the end of the week ‼️✅️ We've locked 🔒 up ⬆️ our warehouse 🚚 we've parked ⛲️♿️ up our vans 🚐 we have logged off ❌️ our computers 💻 and I've quickly 🏃‍♂️ popped 🫧 into my local favorite pub 🍻🇬🇧 for a cheeky pint of beer ☺️🍺 and look 😳🔎 a little bit of 🤏 early dinner 🍴😋 because the wife 👰‍♀ I love her dearly 🥰❤️ but her cooking 🍳👩‍🍳 ain't that great 🙅‍♂️🤢 and we've got 😮 a stunning ✨️ beef and ale pie 🥧🍮 a bitofmashedpotatoes 🥔🧈 baked beans 🫘 in a pot 🫕 which I think 💭 is wrong 😤 but it's happeninganyway 🤷‍♂️ and of course a bit of gravy 🥣🍲 and you know me 😉 I never look 🚫👀 when I pour 🙈🫗 because I am ☝️‼️ the absolute govnah 💂‍♂️🧑‍💼 And listen goiuys 👂 hope you had a great week 😘⌚️ keep on smashin' life 💥😮 keep givin' it a hundred 💯 and ten 🔟 per cent 🔣 and don't go home 🏠 until you're proud ✌️😌 And listen 🎧🙉 cheers to you all 🏅🎆 You deserve it 😉 A'bosh! ⁉️

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[kosmogrl]

did anyone else know that if you keep waiting for the right time you’ll end up waiting forever??

[avantgarden-er]

damn [PRONOUN] your pussy is crazy!

the pussy:

[lakevida]

i think its charming when peoples personal lives improve and they get drastically worse at posting

[coziestshorty]

[birdmans]

SUCCESSION (2018—2023)

[lone1nmycastl3]

[albedobeheading]

I need to journal soon

[syrenki]

i secretly want a little bit more of everything all the time

[albedobeheading]

gonna see Obsession and Passenger next week 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell