Einsteinposting

main is @msmissing-possum you pressed read m ore bitch

[albert-einstein-offical]

ayyy pinned post time

I know next to nothing about albert einstein this is just a charicature of weird old man tbh

whatever i post here does not reflect my actual opinions, when I post, i am being possessed by the spirit of albert einstein.

Autobiography:

main is @msmissing-possum

also mod is she/her but einstein uses he/ pronouns

tags below

#einsteinposting - All of my posts (block this tag if you hate me but not enough to block my blog i guess?)

#ask einstein - My asks

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: PlayStantula

[whenimyoungandtrue]

???!!!????!?

[dogpuppy]

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing I haven't gotten critiqued on yet but that I can see looming on the horizon, is that I really like to have main characters who are non-human and autistic-coded. and I've seen the conversations about how it's not actually all that validating to have "autistic rep" if the character in question is just an alien or a robot or whatever, and I actually do agree with that (for real!), but unfortunately I want to be a creature so so bad, I just really really want to be a creature. or like a little gnome or bug or something. so a good number of my autistic self inserts will just be awful fuck ass creatures and I apologize for that.

[pangur-and-grim]

wait that's so big-brained

[official-dad-blog]

Relevant

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[albert-einstein-offical]

Yeah I will too.

[albert-einstein-offical]

*wearing a hat that says "women fear me, fish want me"*

[kittybroker]

owo how much for this very lazy and sleepy shrimp?

Lazy little shrimp not probably up for frying rice! But you can fry with these prices, now reduced to only $15.65!

[adobe-outdesign]

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok” well I asked Gothitelle and she showed me the inevitable heat death of the universe

[adobe-outdesign]

[mousegirlheart]

sometimes i feel like im being watched

[mousegirlheart]

You're imagining things.

[carnadelions]

twitter: am i too woke for thinking fat people shouldn't be stoned to death

tumblr: you're calling me racist? how do you think that makes my non-white oc feel?

instagram: if he doesn't look at you the way your boy cat looks at you he's not 🤚 the one 💍

[mint-swirl]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Human sized dog beds are pretty nice though

[nyxieluvshersisters]

Wruff…

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I've slept in one and yeah they're awesome

[manicali]

This not only looks comfey as fuck but gives a border for stuffed animals to not fall. Innovation.

[pusheen]

[gh0st-patr0l]

Wrestlers ar WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

POST CANCELLED. THE GOLF COURSE ACROSS THE STREET BLEW UP

[gh0st-patr0l]

HELLO????

[puppybeargf]

[walmart-job-certificate-offical]

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

EDIT: IM SO FUCKED I CANT DO THIS IM SORRY ILL TRY THOUGH

[same-pic-of-polaris-everyday]

FOLLOW FOR THE SAME PIC OF POLARIS EVERYDAY