The void which I scream in

[albobonobo]

4 rules of maths mathematics

1. Equations is tuoys

2. Death is never the end

3. It's all multiplyin

4. 2+2 = 2x2

[albobonobo]

I want a 3 bedroom house for the purpose of filling one with Paul McCartney cardboard cutouts and calling it my Paulroom

[northirish]

I want burger

[albobonobo]

Hate thy neighbour, for he keeps playing shitty music

[orcboxer]

the unenlightened man of the flesh, upon seeing a voluptuous baddie: this makew my dick hard

the intellectual pervert: this make my BRAIN hard

[albobonobo]

Every time I put trousers on I misread the size and stop thinking I'm about to put on trousers for a 32-year-old woman

[editionsmatiere-blog]

Cocaine and Minecraft, Nacho García, 2018

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[albobonobo]

The fencepost problem routinely messes me up in ways no car accident could

[albobonobo]

Awful scenarios in my head. Drake related somehow.

[only-cat-memes]

[albobonobo]

Smut read in the 'number 15' voice isn't art I'm going to create or consume but someone should

[echora-aura]

It’s like 1 am and of course I had to scramble out of bed to make this

He IS forklift certified.

[albobonobo]

I'm no ones baby I'm a toddler at a minimum

[albobonobo]

I was the christian baby thwy threw at those baseball games they hit god out and the tism in

[yujateaandpi]

Fellas is it aroace to be sleep deprived?

[darlingdollieee]

this image is so fucking funny what the fuck does this even mean or represent