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This beautiful pic was posted on insta by Emmet Smith and Aidan Close.
I do LOVE how most of the comments started making "best trio" comments, some even calling them the Slytherin/Emerald trio. And I do hope that some of them get inspired to make edits of them cuz then it would go harddd....
The Draco+Albus+Scorpius trio >>> legit any other slytherin trio (No offense btw)
actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help
Guys, I'm gonna rant cuz I feel like I'm the only one who noticed this BIG, BIG plothole from the cursed child which is wild cuz I'm a diehard fan...
And it does make me pissed off at the Cursed Child haters cuz look, y'alls have this one criticism that you could use but NOOOOO.... You gotta stick to the "plotholes" which could easily be refuted.
This plothole is from the second time Albus and Scorp travelled in time...
So idk how to explain this properly so I'll use some random hypothetical dates to explain it better so bear with me.
So let's say that Albus and Scorpius goes to the lake and time travels on Oct 20, 2020. I am going to reference this pre-dark timeline Scorpius as Scorpius 1. So they cast the engorgio charm on Cedric and this causes the creation of the dark timeline.
So according to Dolores Umbridge,
DOLORES UMBRIDGE: But in the three days since I found you in that lake on Voldemort Day,...[continues to talk smth smth]
Scorpius spent three days in the dark timeline. And this was before his visit to Draco's office and Scorpius meeting Snape and allat... So let's assume that he spent like 5 days in total in the alternate timeline. I'm going to call this Scorpius as Scorpius 2.
So yeah, when he first travels back with Snape, Ron and Hermione on Oct 25, 2020, he undos the expelliarmus and returns back to Oct 25, 2025. K now that makes sense.
Now when Scorpius 2 travels a second time back to the lake and undos the engorgio,.... he returns back to.... Oct 20th??????
And it aint like Albus was in some limbo or smth so they both just happened to be there at Oct 25. No. Because the parents and Prof McG almost instantly found them. So no, I'm pretty sure Albus wasn't in this weird limbo. Heck, Albus himself confirm that only 2 min passed.
So firstly,.... THAT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
And now onto my second point,...
ALBUS: Careful. You’re drowning me. What are you wearing?
SCORPIUS: What am I wearing? (He pulls off his cloak.) What are you wearing? Yes! You’re in Slytherin.
Okay so Scorp is still in his dark timeline uniform but somehow Albus' uniform suddenly changed to Slytherin??? Mind you, this was from the script and in the script, Albus still remembers very well his time in Gryffindor.... So if Scorpius' undo-ing of the expelliarmus charm made Albus timetravel in his Slytherin uniform(which makes sense btw since obv Albus would've remained in Slytherin), then how tf did Albus remember his time in gryffindor???? Heck tbf he shouldn't have remembered anything related to Panju as well... Like if bro remembered allat, then I really don't understand why physical appearances could change but not your memory. Ofc, this ain't a prob in the current production, so that was nice.
But however, Scorpius did erase the dark timeline, so why tf is he still wearing the dark uniform????? His uniform should've also been reverted to the slytherin uniform. This is still a problem in the current production.
Speaking of which,...
Scorpius 2 clearly seems to be here but where tf is Scorpius 1???? Like my guy also was with Albus. Also before yalls go, "maybe Scorpius 2 replaced Scorpius 1", no it does not work that way. Cuz if that were the case, then Scorpius 2 would've replaced Scorpius 1 back in the first task, but if you look at the play/bootleg, that does not happen. Also nothing abt the time turner implies that "oh, you could replace your previous selves"
See look at this,...
ALBUS: It was weird though — I thought I saw Cedric start to expand — but then he sort of started shrinking again — and I looked at you and you had your wand out . . .
Maybe my guy Albus was oblivious and didnt notice Scorpius 1 potentially disintegrating cuz wdym you saw Scorp with his wand out???? That is Scorpius 2. And plus again, it aint a case of mental time-travel, cuz firstly, nothing abt this time turner suggests such a thing could be possible and again, Scorpius was wearing his dark timeline uniform.
Or maybe there were 2 Scorpiuses and Albus didn't notice.... which again, begs the question of where the fuck did Scorpius 1 go when the 5 min were up. Is he stuck in the lake until he dies? Is he in some limbo???
Speaking of the 5 min, Scorpius 2 had his time-turner(the one from the future) and Albus had his.... that means that there were 2 time-turners in that lake. Bro.... where did the other time-turner go????
Now that I think of it, if anyone were to be disintegrated, it should've been Scorpius 2. Cuz again, if Albus' uniform changed, then logically, Albus' memory should've changed as well since the panju timeline got erased. So with that logic, when Scorpius undo-ed the engorgio, then the dark timeline gets erased and then that Scorpius should've not existed, leaving behind Albus and Scorpius 1.
ARGH.... THIS IS BREAKING MY BRAIN!!!
YEA AND THIS IS WHY I HATE THE HATERS! Because I noticed this plothole when I was SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD!!! 17!!! And I discovered the Albus-memory plothole when I was like 14. And not one of the haters thought that these very obvious plotholes should be addressed. Like none of them brought it up in any argument that I had with them.....
They bring up the POA time travel mechanism(which IS NOT LOOP btw since Hermione and McG are worried abt messing with time and there would be virtually no risk in a loop time travel)(also, Pottermore had an article abt past instances of time-travel and NO, it was NOT LOOP). But they don't acknowledge the time-travel plothole within the Cursed Child.
Like... am I being crazy??? Is there some explanation for this that only I didn't get?
Trans day of every tabloid shuts the fuck up about us forever. Trans day of let us have our healthcare and leave us the fuck alone. Trans day of tearing down the panopticon. Trans day of let us control the narrative instead of deferring to some cis sexologist's hallucination.
incredible things happening on reddit right now
Just imagine what they would be like if they had been friends in Percy's first year in camp
Imagine Percy began to unconsciously keep Ethan away because the prophecy said 'You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend', and Ethan thought Percy did that because he is just son of the minor god while Percy is son of one of the Big Three
Imagine when Ethan fell from Olympus Percy held him, but Ethan knew that Percy couldn't pull him up before Kronos killed them so he shake off Percy's hand and fell
NEW EARTH PHOTO JUST DROPPED FROM ARTEMIS II
thats my home
you can see the atmosphere. that halo around the edge, that's my air. the green on the upper right is my aurora borealis. those are my clouds, my sunlight.
and its yours! this is your home. this is the home of everyone you ever heard of and everyone you will ever meet. every animal you've been curious about. every plant you've ever picked, and sniffed. its mine and its yours and its theirs. everything is here. its all that i have. its all that you have too.
Nico when are you getting a job
interacting with the world around us keeps it thriving!!!!!!! flabbergastingly harmful and malicious colonial capitalism doesn't!!! tend to your local plants and animals!!!!! Utilize what the earth gives us respectfully and safely!!!!! you are not the fucking problem!!!!
So the fun part about GenZ slang being almost 100% AAVE is that I have a dictionary from 2001, from before I was old enough to even know how to use a dictionary, right? And this ain't that abridged shit this is the three columns 8 point font, pages made of tissue paper bound into a book that is 4-5 inches thick shit. You follow?
And there are all these reports on how new slang is and how to understand it and getting it wrong. BUT 2001 GOT ME
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Maybe don’t assume a binary presentation for a nonbinary character at all! Maybe, the solution to “people assume masculinity for nonbinary characters a lot” is not “lets assume femininity instead.” maybe the solution is actually to stop assuming a nonbinary character has to present one out of two ways. its in the word. non-binary.
was bitching to my mom about how the movies did Ginny dirty and she stops me and goes 'oh, yeah, isn't Ginny supposed to be like Max from Stranger Things?'
fucking NAILED it, mother
Scorbus goes to Malfoy Manner
The three of them apparated outside of the manor.
“Bloody hell!” Remmy exclaimed, staring up at it.
Dad snorted. “Pretty ridiculous,” he agreed. Scorpius had often tried to picture his father growing up here. It was hard to imagine. It was just so…large. Not that their house was small by any means, it was just normal.
They began walking up the steps to the front door.
Dad squeezed his eyes shut, mentally preparing, before knocking.
The large door opened to reveal grandma. Standing regal in her dress.
“Draco,” she said, “A son shouldn’t have to knock at his family home.”
Before dad could respond, Remmy went,
“Oh sorry! Should I have dressed nicer? This prat told me I didn’t have to dress nicer,” He was glaring daggers at Scorpius.
Grandma gave him a once over. “You look identical to your grandfather,” was all she said, before sweeping away.
Scorpius and dad exchanged a look, before following.
“Yeah I get that a lot,” Remmy said. “My older brother’s the one who's named after him though. You know, you look a bit like your sister. Just a bit.”
“What?” Grandma asked, looking shocked.
“Yeah, my GiGi Andy. She’s your sister, right?” he asked. Blimey, he really was fearless. Perhaps the hat should have made him Gryffindor.
“Why do you consider Andromeda to be your…” she struggled for a moment. “Your ‘GiGi?’” Scorpius could hear the air quotations his grandmother mentally placed around the word.
“She’s Teddy’s grandma,” Remmy shrugged.
“Lupin’s son,” dad supplied, when she wasn’t getting it.
“Ah,” understanding flashed.
“Who do you think Remmy is named for?” Scorpius snorted.
Grandma’s brows furrowed.
“Your name is Remus?” she asked.
Remmy nodded.
“Huh,” grandma replied, as they continued walking.
They made it to the expansive dining table, where food was already laid out.
“Where’s dad?” Scorpius' own dad asked.
“Oh,” grandma said, “It turned out to be a bit much for him. That’s all dear.”
Dad scoffed, plopping down in a seat.
“Should’ve worn a dress,” Remmy muttered, humor playing on his lips. Fuck, his lips. Scorpius suddenly remembered what had happened –- rather what didn’t happen -– before they got here.
It was so odd, to see Remmy Potter in his grandfather’s manor. With his muggle clothes and wild hair.
They ate quietly for a little.
“So,” Remmy suddenly said, causing all three Malfoys to turn to him.
“Mrs. Malfoy, lovely home.” He said this all very quickly, preliminary for what he really wanted to say. “Tell me, what were your Hogwarts days like?”
Grandma looked shocked. “Quite alright,” she replied.
“Good,” Remmy nodded, “You seemed to have known my granddad. What was he like?”
Grandma looked quite put out. Scorpius was fighting off a grin. Why hadn’t he brought Remmy here years ago?
“I didn’t know him well,” grandma explained, “And he was younger than me. We saw each other on the pitch of course.”
“You played Quidditch?” Remmy asked.
“Mm,” grandma acknowledged, grabbing her wine goblet. “Seeker.”
Remmy waited patiently.
“Well,” grandma said, “He was best friends with my cousin of course. I thought he was a little twat, to be quite honest.”
Scorpius blanched.
“Mum!” dad hissed.
Remmy just laughed. “Well if he’s anything like my brother, he’d have to been.”
“James is the nicest person I’ve ever met!” Scorpius objected.
Remmy shrugged. “Still a twat.” Scorpius saw a hint of a smile on his grandma’s lips. He shook his head in wonder. How on earth had Remmy managed that?
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April is “Autism Awareness Month”, so here are a few reminders for you to keep in mind:
Autism Speaks is a hate group.
The reasoning behind “Light It Up Blue” (that there are more autistic boys than girls) stems from a tendency in doctors to base their autism diagnoses on stereotypes and sometimes refuse to diagnose girls.
Most autistic people don’t want a “cure” for autism and don’t support Autism Speaks.
Autism Speaks has given abusive/ableist parents legitimacy by portraying autism as a terrifying, life-ruining affliction and sympathising with parents who have contemplated killing their children, or actually killed them.
The views of autistic people are more important in this topic than the views of our allistic family members and peers.
Autism is not a disease.
Very little (about 4%) of Autism Speaks’ proceeds go toward supporting autistic people. More of it goes toward catering.
Autism is not a tragedy.
What autistic people need is acceptance, not awareness.
it is so important to me that
1) the black family name died w sirius and
2) the two remaining blacks are remus lupin's son and scorpius married-to-james-potter's-grandson malfoy.
IMAGINE telling this information to 1972 walpurga LMFAO
There’s also technically Delphi, but she was born out of wedlock to a man with a muggle surname, so not much better.
I feel like Scorpius and Albus don’t get enough attention like they’re ship is sosososoooo cute and the dynamic between they’re dads hating eachother but them not gaf is hilarious to me
Objectively wild to me how rare this pair is compared to characters named once with zero personality traits.
