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Social Anxiety
Here are just a few things that you’d struggle with when it comes to social anxiety.
Hearing people laugh near you
Not talking because you’re afraid that what you say will be judged
Keeping quiet in a conversation with three people
Constanlty overthinking EVERY little detail
Overthinking
Did I mention overthinking?
Thinking people hate you
Not being able to go anywhere alone
Crowds
Presentations
Being overwhelmed easily
Staying inside all day
Hating when the teacher asks you a question in class
Eye contact
School
Sweaty palms
Basically sweating A LOT
Eating in front of people
Racing heart
Crying
New people
Biting lips/nails/skin around nails/picking at skin
Fidgeting/twitching/shaking
Paying for things
Asking for help
Not leaving voicemails
Bumping into people you know
Feeling embarrassed ALL the time
Walking in front of people
Anxiety/panic attacks. Constantly
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There Are Times When You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do
Can you kill yourself if you're already dead inside
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Think twice before flashing your dick to my mom.
My mom has spent her life working in the justice system, as a beloved juvenile parole officer. One day, in the early/mid 1990s, she was running an errand for work, parked in the store’s lot, and when she came out, saw a car had parked extremely close to her driver’s side door.
Intentionally.
Too close.
So close that there would only be enough room for her to barely squeeze inside her car - but would absolutely prompt anyone to look over and give the wtf/fuck you glare.
When she did, she saw a guy by himself in his car, dick fully exposed, staring at her & going to town on himself.
Instead of giving him any kind of shocked reaction, she ignored him, but did write down his license plate number, and went right back to work unbothered. (this had actually already happened to her once prior, for some reason.)
It was after that that she had a colleague look into the license plate info, for any relevant details, and to their surprise, it was registered to a woman.
My mom then wrote a simple, anonymous letter, and mailed it to the woman at their address - letting her know that while she is out, her husband is using their family car to expose himself to women.
TL;DR - my mom doesn’t have time for your dick.
the internet RIP
Riding on the Internet, but its 2017 and God is dead.
Tag yourself if you want to die
p & r never gets old
spongebob critical
spongebob and patrick emotinally abuse squidward on a daily basis and nobody???talks about this????
Mr. Krabs is basically a slave owner since he admits to almost never paying his employees.
Patrick killed like 20 people at the frycook olympics.
Plankton was so lonely that he built a computer to marry, but also programmed it to belittle him and go behind his back.
Sandy cheeks represents the oppressed minority because she is the only mammal in bikini bottom and lives alone in the middle of nowhere despite being smarter than all of them combined and yet no one here is talking about representation????
Mrs. Puff suffers from Spongebob continuously failing his driving test to the point where he one time crashed so hard, she lost her inflation (since she’s a pufferfish) and was reduced to shriveled wreck.
Don’t forget about how Spongebob constantly harassed and followed Mrs. puff afterwards despite how she clearly didn’t want anything to do with him after the accident.
Bubble Buddy killed a man.
Bubble Buddy poisoned the water supply, burned the crops, and delivered a plague onto the houses of the Bikini Bottom residents.
he did??
No… but are we just going to wait around until he does?!
I SAY WE TIP SOMETHING OVER!
“now what?”
“Ǵ̝͖͖̻̹͎̳͓E̬̥T̶̛̻̙͎͝ ̟̘̩̼͉͍̜̖͉̕T̢̺̗͓̼̟̫̬̙̖̀H͏̝̖͓͓̪ͅE̥ ͇͍̞̹̜̞͟L̼̲̲̠͢͝Ḭ̣̻̬̖͙̀F̹̙͍̼̰̬͕͟È̶͖͇͕̜͉̘͝G̻̜̰̯̖ͅU̲̳̼A̹̣̳R̶̗̀D͏̴͓͎̝̹̘̝ͅ!̻̲̭͔̜̺͠͝“
I heard that!!!
That paragraph in the sixth Narnia book where CS Lewis wrote ‘gay’ about eight times in the space of two sentences made me who I am today.
too gay to open a door
And yet nobody is even mentioning the part in this very same book where it says that Polly Plummer spent the day making love to the giantesses? Smh
Damn CS Lewis you a freak
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whats all this shit about fuckin nazis on tumblr
thats fuckin hilarious