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varietyofwords

jolex appreciation week(end) → day three: jolex + looks

varietyofwords

jolex appreciation week(end) → day three: jolex + looks

lukesos

Happy international women’s day! (March 8th, 2015)

jollygreenjackass

tumblr argument starter kit:

"sweetie"

"darlin"

url containing the words tardis, impala, or 221b

:)

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blondetwinnies

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favorite dances + paige

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It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.