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laura 20s latine any pronouns :3 rbs often nsfw | editor | multi

[mangoflavoredprozac]

this post gave me brainworms and it needed to be my first hollanov edit ty @symphoniccowboy

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song: judgement day by yumi zouma

[fujoshane]

"who is the girl" argument is problematic and reductive of course. But it is ilya

[blushingrozy]

connor and his cunty sunglasses

[allesfresser]

Angelgotchi

[ilyarozanovsmouth]

Concept:

Ilya does love seeing old photos of Shane. Fat Baby Shane™ in all his forms, toddler Shane in his little hockey gear, Shane in elementary school with a big missing-teeth smile, Shane blowing out the candles on his 10th birthday, Shane holding up his brand new driver's license at 16. The list goes on.

One day Yuna finds an old disposable camera. The expiration date on it says 2009. She tells Shane about it; it might have some old photos from his graduation on it or something. She'd gotten a digital camera around that time so she can't remember what she used this one for. Shane is pretty indifferent about it.

Yuna sends the camera off to some company that still develops old camera film. It's about 15 years old at this point, though, so whatever is on it might not even develop correctly.

A few weeks later Shane and Ilya are over for dinner. Yuna tells them she got the photos back and they actually turned out ok. She hands over the stack of 10 photos. Shane rolls his eyes, but Ilya grabs the photos and starts flipping through them. The first two look like they are from some school event; there's Shane surrounded by similarly aged kids in an auditorium. There's one of the three of them on Thanksgiving that year and another of the three of them with Yuna's parents at the same dinner. Two of David asleep on the couch with the family dog clearly taken on different days. One of a Christmas tree in the Hollander's living room. The next two are Shane on the ice in a rink that Ilya recognizes as the one in Regina. The one from their first World Juniors Tournament.

And Ilya freezes. The last photo in the stack is a close-up of Shane. He's in a white hoodie with a black coat over it. He has on a dark green beanie and he's standing next to the door to the rink. He's smiling for the camera and his freckles are crinkled near his eyes. It's the Shane that so awkwardly and so confidently introduced himself to Ilya the first time they met. The Shane that had tried so hard to talk to Ilya then. The Shane that Ilya could admit to himself now that he'd had a bit of a crush on already. His Shane.

His Shane was getting blurry as tears filled his eyes.

[hr-rep]

Drunk Shane nearly in tears after being told by Ilya that he can’t sit in his Ilya’s lap while he’s driving. Last time Ilya got drunk, he did this to Shane. This pattern will continue.

[mutinsfromthemoon]

shane and ilya are genuinely best friends and they act like it. so on their honeymoon, they’re at the beach playing some beach tennis and then betting who could reach the ocean first, and they competing who’s the fastest swimmer, and playing around, and throwing each other in the water, and chasing each other, having an absolute blast. then going back to their recliners to chill and drink some water and a group of girls comes up to them “we’re watching you guys from afar. you guys are so athletic, do you work out a lot?” and shane replies “we professional athletes so we need to keep up our form” and the group let out a oooh “are you both single?” one of them asks and ilya chuckle “no, we aren’t single. it’s our honeymoon actually” and the girls were like “oh my god, of course a beautiful pair is together” “we’re not going to disrupt you guys anymore” as they’re walking away one of them says “there’s not straight hot guys anymore” and ilya and shane look at each other and lose it. but now they’re acting like an annoying couple at the beach so there’s no doubt about the nature of their relationship

[hr-rep]

(Shane drunk w/ a little Russian accent) gimme kiss

[virginshane]

i swear that was ilya’s first time frotting……. his mind was BLOWN like the absolute shock and awe on his face

[crazecentral]

He likes to chew his glasses

[cuppydogshane]

i think ilya has basically 0 hangups about temporary pussy like he enjoys it when he has it sometimes curses himself with it if he wants to jerk off different style and this is how he lives the genderfluid dream for years before he realizes hes kinda nonbinary

[cuppydogshane]

when he realizes the pussy curse doesnt take away the prostate gland so double penetration feels crazy good hes like Im Da King Of Da Wolrd

[cuppydogshane]

ilya getting asked wyd if you wake up as a girl and immediately replying letting the homies hit and marleau has the same answer

like no hesitation

[tearswhichricochet]

A big chunk of hudcons anytime Hudson is seen with his girlfriend

[charleslove]

mwah

[charleslove]

happy anniversary))

[hudconera]

the way he still has the same little face

[smokey-ilya]

Re: skip divorce. I’ve seen a lot of ppl make joke posts about how they think Ilya would treat skip divorce, like using it as the perfect bait to chirp Scott on the ice, make jokes about Scott’s age being a reason for Kip leaving him etc etc. But tbh in like a real world scenario I cannot actually see Ilya using their divorce against Scott esp if it was a hard one. Like, although they pretend to be against each other it’s clear Ilya and Shane have a sort of kinship with Scott and clearly Ilya respects him enough to frequent the kingfisher and hang out with him. To me a divorce is one of those things, unless you were genuinely “enemies” on the ice, you wouldn’t really broach as an irl friend…? I think Ilya would be hurt for Scott and Kip respectfully and would never use that as rage bait. Even the Russian terror has boundaries

EVEN THE RUSSIAN TERROR HAS BOUNDARIES 🥹

totally agree, sweet anon! i think ilya is too soft and thoughtful for that, and all of his chirps are funny and playfully antagonistic like calling people goblins. i don’t see him crossing that line especially with someone he respects

but i think y’all are funny af with the chirps about it!

[smokey-ilya]

@butimaficwriter dropping FACTS in the tags

maybe i’m underestimating this man after all lmao 🤣