I do things sometimes.

Part time writer and full time nerd. (Insert other things to make me sound smart and cultured)

[creativekandi]

Bill Nye should just be the answer to all our problems

[overpricedvodka]

(Facebook: It’s Okay To Be Childfree)

“Congratulations - you just made a conversation about salad and hamburgers about the struggle of childbirth.”

TBH Parentfriends, I’m probably tired of looking at pictures of your kid every other day, so I just hid you from my Newsfeed, because what’s important to you isn’t all that important to me. Sorry, not sorry, no one’s feelings got hurt.

But if you start mommyjacking my posts, I will 100% make you cry into your keyboard.

[koivulehma]

#how unsatisfied are these people with parenthood that they have to validate themselves like this

[ziguiriguidum-deactivated201708]

me as im writing something: wow this is actually coming out pretty good

me after reading it over:

[msmarvel]

when life imitates art

[mangofuzz]

seasons of love will forever be cursed

[ailour0s]

I feel dragged

[honeygordo]

when your group makes a joke about something happening to the party

[tabine]

shipping incest or pedophilia is not an “unpopular opinion” it is fucking disgusting and fundamentally wrong and anyone who disagrees with this post can just unfollow me right now

[tabine]

i’ve lost four followers already since posting this so in the spirit of weeding out the trash i’m going to reblog this again

[just-shower-thoughts]

The worse your social skills, the less practice you can get.

[aryastarksource]

The Best of Arya Stark: Best Relationship ↳ 1. Arya and Jon

Arya never seemed to fit, no more than he had… yet she could always make Jon smile.

[idk-kun]

I found a mutated bulbasaur plushie

[iguanamouth]

[boredteen-deactivated20110916]

[unshrink]

my cousin saw a pug today

[littleurbanbitch-deactivated202]

Relevant

[sandandglass]

[miki-minach-deactivated20210218]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I got heartburn and acid reflux just from looking at this like how much do you have to hate yourself to do this

[bajn]

me when im angry at my digestive tract

[bonniekristian]

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

[littleturtleduck]