Bardass

My DnD alignment is chaotic stupid

[forthegothicheroine]

I want to look at this tweet forever.

[crystalclocktower]

Jarls be like “I know a place” and send you to Bleak Falls Barrow

[kurosmind]

The fact that 2021 begun with a sea shanty renaissance and three months later ships are back on the 1700 trade routes is, actually, extremely funny.

[cinemaocd]

Manifesting the Age of Sail in 2021!

[notkatniss]

this is genuinely the funniest moment in all of Star Wars not out of comedy but nothing will make me scream laugh like this

[notkatniss]

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[airahvee]

Mystery’s over guys. Everyone go home.

[sheogayrath]

these are the voyages of the starship enterprise, its ongoing mission: fuck around and find out

[perks-of-being-chinese]

Oh you’re catholic? Name all the cats

[godlessondheimite]

have i got a musical for you

[gnetophyte]

that “oooo” when someone got In Trouble in elementary school… that was a greek chorus

[korokz-deactivated20190924]

bimbo? ain’t that the dude from lord of the rings

[captmelbourne]

[mossbug]

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

[godhatesfrankie]

save point

[lesbianshepard]

muppet version of knives out where daniel craig is the token human and changes nothing about his performance

[hyrule-geographic]

[joey-wheeler-official]

Hot wedding idea, the worst man, it’s his duty to try and prevent the wedding at all costs.

[aphony-cree]

The best man and worst man engage in Spy Vs Spy shenanigans until the wedding is done

[filthyprotozoan]

no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing… gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

[moonward-bound]

He wasn’t going to let himself be embarrassed in front of all these fucking ELVES

[scrapnick]

“Mixologist” shut the fuck up, say boozewizard like a fucking adult

[tchaikovskaya]

baseball?? that game from twilight?

[killrockstar]

anyway here’s my gay vampire movie. a 17th century vampire living in a lighthouse for years falls in love with a 90s surfer. plot isn’t important what’s important is the vampire thinking ‘dude’ and ‘radical’ are terms of endearment so it’s like *vampire voice* my dude …… how do i preheat the oven