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[spynda-remade-deactivated202005]

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[sleepykylo]

god this feels like im being chased by a serial killer with a fucking boombox blaring this

[beyfann]

Full video of Beyoncé’s grammy peformance mic feed

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

where did people get these from??

[niambi]

dont put a question mark where god put a period.

[theambassadorposts]

[lorelaigilmoure]

#moodboard

[sizvideos]

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[theambassadorposts]

Idris Elba for ShortList magazine. ❤️❤️❤️

[alexander]

me, finishing a 46hr work week: wow! that was tiring and I kinda hate my life, I sure am going to save the money I earned!

me, when I see the direct deposit clear on payday:

[bullee]

[lemonaades]

[mhmm-honeybee]

daily reminders from beyoncè.

[infomics]

[floorwildcat]

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

[anomalousdata]

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

[pizzaotter]

JESUS FUCK

[proteja-deactivated20111228]

[sleep-for-days]

vinnysgotswagg:

ifyoufeelthatway:

tkaaay:

bigtimecrushonsomeone:

30rockasaurus:

fuckyeaaaah-xx:

iwannahavethelifethatyouhave:

jforjoelle:

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

[stoneddamara-deactivated2013050]

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

[notuptospeedster]

it came true last time…so why not

[my-kindacrazy]

<3

[phenomeniallfetish-deactivated2]

hoping and praying…

[emopeahen]

Why not.

[infamousvikas]

lets see.

[amaayzing-deactivated20130405]

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

[hotboyproblems]

joey tribbiani wore it better

[screamingcrawfish]

my dad is drunk watching bob ross & nodding every few seconds going “interesting” and “that’s a good way of thinking about it bob”

[screamingcrawfish]

update: my dad just sat up a little straighter and said “all RIGHT, some TREES”

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Zendaya would be a beautiful mermaid. People can fuck off

I like Zendaya and think she will do a good job it’s just annoying for me that’s she’s the light brite of the year that Hollywood cycles through. It’s not her fault though and I’m glad that she made the decision to steal every white role out here.

[dicapito]

I thought that was Tessa.

[ororomunroedontpullout]

She’s the newest one in rotation but Zendaya def did not fall out. It’s Zendaya Amandla Zoe Zaldona(but she’s fallen out of vogue as of late) Tessa and now Yarya(the girl from grownish/blackish)

I would def say Zendaya is Queen of the light brites

[disneyfeverdaily]

#ugly crying

[dragonprincessmew]

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive