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I know we make jokes about the proverbial asexual pervert who has written hundreds of thousands of words of smut on ao3, but also shoutout to the aces who aren’t perverts. to the aces who skip the sex scenes and wince at sex jokes and awkwardly leave the conversation when your friends start talking about sex. your boundaries aren’t childish and fuck anyone who says otherwise.

#asexuality #asexual

childlikemperor

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

opal-stars

Barbie Anneliese you will always be famous ✨🎀👑

#barbie princess and the pauper #barbie as the princess and the pauper #barbie anneliese #barbie movies #barbie movie #barbie

opal-stars

go read “The Wingless King” by K. C. Wassem! it’s so good!! 🪽

#the wingless king #the ruined king #kc wassem

need someone to talk to about “the wingless king” and “the ruined king” by kc wassem pleeeease 😩

freakoutgirl

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

gramnel

#atla #avatar the last airbender #kataang

eiasthoughtposts

I hate how the writers were forced to make an Aang less clingy as an adult because of those shippers but here we are :(

#atla #avatar #aang #kataang #katara

thirstyvolleyballhoe

I hope Pantheon gets more popular. I just know Caspian is tumblr's type

#pantheon #caspian keyes

straightasaaro

Pantheon is the best for out of context spoilers. Raise the clone of the man you were having sex with it. End up as a 911 operator on a three way call. Divorce your husband in a leather bikini. Everyone playing Queen means your dad might still be alive. Die cause you were having sex in a car and got hit (this happens twice). Knock off Steve Jobs tries to kill your rice cooker baby sister with SurfShark VPN. Everyone in the show has their own DND persona (see above: leather bikini). We use the sun as a data center. Bowser. Salmon. Glasses case. I’m your sister, silly. Are you trying to solve the Middle East. Oh and the best thing is, the show is actually phenomenal.

#pantheon

mikerowave-writes

pantheon is fucking crazy. sometimes a family is a fourteen year old gamer girl, her mom that will rock your shit, her dad who lives in world of warcraft, a goth stock trader with a brain tumor, a guy who married his siri, a teenage boy who is also a clone of mark zuckerberg, and a croc-wearing lesbian with a phone and car

#pantheon