i may be crazy but i'm not dumb

i may be crazy but i'm not dumb why you looking so down? when you're so wired let's go into town come over to my house come on girl just go out i may be crazy but i'm not dumb i may be crazy but i am not too young.  % alec o'leary. twenty-nine. firefighter.

[alecoleary]

WOW WHAT HAPPENED IM SO CONFUSED 

[redhaired-juliette-deactivated2]

Well, that’s a disturbing song to walk in on.

[alecoleary]

Alec just about jumps out of his skin when he hears Juliette, tugging his earbuds from his ears.

"Jesus, you scared the shit outta me!"

[nicole-torres-deactivated201409]

Guessing you like Beyonce huh?

[alecoleary]

Alec realizes someone's speaking and he turns, pausing his music. "Huh? Sorry, didn't hear ya."

[yellow--dream-deactivated201409]

[alecoleary]

Alec halts at the surprised glance he receives, smiling a little sheepishly as he pops out an earbud.

"Hi. Sorry. Didn't mean to startle you."

[simonxowens-blog]

Sir? Sorry, I wouldn’t normally interrupt you but there are kids around here. And that song is not exactly… appropriate.

[alecoleary]

Alec glances to the side as he feels someone beside him, popping out an earbud and turning it down so he could actually hear. "Sorry, man. Did you say somethin'?"

[alecoleary]

simonxowens replied to your post:hello lovely people  MY INTERNET IS FIXED!!! THE...

hello hello!! nice to see you i am a n00b. congrats on the internet

hi! uwu

oh man i am so glad to have it back. you never realize how much you use it until it's not there!

[alecoleary]

"I can't wait til I get home you can tear that cherry out, turn that cherry out turn that cherry out!"

[alecoleary]

hello lovely people 

MY INTERNET IS FIXED!!! THE INTERNET MAN CAME AND FIXED IT THANK FUCKING GOD

so i'm here hello

for those of you who are new, i'm ruby and i play this idiot, catmoseley and lucienbecket

[xbloodruncold]

 Hey, if that’s what you’re into go for it. But I would consider that she might not be faithful. Just imagine all the people before you that she let on her cushions. 

[alecoleary]

"I think I might forgive her - we all have our dark pasts, right?"

[nathanunderwood-deactivated2015]

Dude, but it’s like, such a bad color.

[alecoleary]

"Comfort over style, man. That's my mantra."

[addisonloftlen]

"If you marry the couch though…and you end up sleeping on another couch at some point…would that be countable as infidelity?"

[alecoleary]

"Oh man. I'd hope not - I don't think I could handle a messy divorce."

[alecoleary]

guuuuuys hey. sorry i haven't been very active on any of my babies, but that'll get better in a couple of days when my internet gets fixed - the connection has been super spotty but the guy is coming to fix it on the 13th (which should be the 14th for y'all) so i'll be more active then!

[firecracker-lizzyy]

"And excuse me while I tie you to my fucking wrist with a toddler lead. Alec, I said we needed to look at shelves, not couches.”

[alecoleary]

"Liiiiiiiiiiiz." Alec was pretty great at acting like a whiny child - mostly 'cause he had one of his own. "I'm just here to carry shit for you. Just let me have this moment." He huffs, though, getting back to his feet and plodding over to her. "You're cruel."

[alecoleary]

guys i'm really confused

tumblr is suggesting justin bieber and demi lovato blogs to alec?????

[chrisevanssource]

[alecoleary]

"This is a really comfortable sofa. Excuse me while I marry it."

[harrison-piper]

"Thanks, my parent’s picked it out. Nice to meet you too Alec." Maggie thanked him as he took the boxes. "First actually, 102." Maggie grinned looking over to him as they walked. "Is that a Boston accent?"

[alecoleary]

Alec smiles a little sheepishly, knowing it was probably an odd kind of compliment to give. "My daughter's name is Maggie," he says as if to dismiss the weirdness of his previous comment.

"I'm on second - 201." He laughs at her question. "Kinda hard to miss, huh?"