hi

alec/chicago/22

[respectfulmemes]

[ytmp4-deactivated20220804]

not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪

[batou]

[creepish]

went to the doctor and he said im perfect and nothing will ever be wrong with me

[joshmuratori]

[vergak]

I want to waterboard him

[vergak]

I meant motorboat

[anxietyproblem]

[akumeoy]

it’s honestly so toxic to leave a desirable object under a box propped up by a stick

[kristina100000]

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

[smalltownthot]

and you were

[kristina100000]

and i was

[verac]

you. awe. vawid.

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

[gluten-free-pussy]

No shade but some of y’all take that zodiac shit a little tooooo seriously :/

[gluten-free-pussy]

Y’all be like: I’m a fire sign™️ so that’s why I committed tax fraud

[hungwy]

hey do you think ronald mcdonald is a dom or sub. i sent this before but im not sure if you got it or not

yeah i got it last time

[spongehole]

Here’s how Myspace can still win

[tachikoma]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

cons of tapeworm

-regular parasite stuff. I don’t want to bore you

pros of tapeworm

-friend inside

-never lonely

[mister-lovely-bones-blog]

Mmmm Lizz yes, smother me, bosom me, melt me with your warmth, like an ice cream. :3 Lovely mommy spider, squish me, squeeze me, I wanna feel so close to you, entangle me within your big silky web, hold me, suffocate me. <3 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[memesandlaughs]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[westafricanbaby]

LMAOOOOO