Alessia

[i-am-a-fish]

oooouughggh I have a really bad headache I need to look at my screen more it's the only thing that soothes me

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

september,

please be good to the person reading this

[disgustinggf]

[e-the-village-cryptid]

ok i know this is a joke but genuinely walk around and give them to your neighbors. even if you don't know them. "hey i made too many cookies to eat by myself, will you please take some?" top tier icebreaker 10/10. step 1 of community building is being able to have a chat with the people in your community

[handmedownpocketpussy]

Someone tagged this as make smaller batches but thats not the point sometimes

I moved to a place with no other Jews and I didnt know anyone so I kept making 2 challot every friday and handing one hot from the oven fresh challah to a random neighbour every week. I made friends quickly and if im ever home late my neighbours walk my dog for me

On jewish holidays i bring in the greek treats i grew up with for my officemates, and they dont have a single clue what each holiday is but they love it and give me gifts for their holidays too

The world is nice and cozy when you have community, and human community resides in the stomach

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone tagged this as

make smaller batches but thats

not the point sometimes

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dailycatsblog]

[i-am-a-fish]

woah you're gender fluid? that's so cool. *drinks u

[libraford]

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

[i-am-a-fish]

lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

[munchcorner]

[ello-ol]

Never underestimate the bond between a teenage girl and the fictional non-canon bl couple she found in 2020 that altered her brain chemistry forever

[pointnclick]

i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

[the-haiku-bot]

i always forget

“fuck” is a bad word. it’s like

a brother to me

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[wxnter-rain]

I have nothing ahead of me

(2/2)

[urlivingdeadgxrl-deactivated202]

“you’re coming back and its the end of the world”

[deathgasmic]

there is actually nothing wrong with me i have just been on this website since i was 14

[feetdavidson]

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

[feetdavidson]

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

[servalias]

oh my god the original out in the wild

[roastie]

real

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[voraciouspangolin]

the camera man slayed so jard

[ruhlare]

okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

[ruhlare]