AlessiaThePirate

|A PIRATE WHO'S AFRAID OF THE OCEAN|SETH ROLLINS & BECKY LYNCH ARE MY CHAMPIONS| 21 y/o, I'm not taking requests, I'm only writing for fun...

[alessiathepirate]

Hello everyone and welcome to my blog!

I created it to share the ideas that popped up in my head, and to practice my writing - and with that, my English. I hope you'll enjoy my stories :)

Before you start reading, please note that English isn't my first language (I'm sorry if I make any mistakes because of it) and that I don't take requests - I'm simply writing for fun.

Also, please DO NOT COPY my work to another site or profile. If my work gave you an idea for a fic, that's fine, as long as it's not a direct copy. If you'd like to translate my work to a different language, please ask me first about it - and then tag me as the original poster / writer.

Comments, reblogs and likes are appreciated! :)

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Assassin's Creed

Cobra Kai

Creep

Detroit: Become Human

Far Cry

Fast and Furious

Game of Thrones

Hannibal NBC

Home Alone

Life is Strange

No Time to Die

Now You See Me

Ocean's Eleven

Red Dead Redemption

Resident Evil

Saw

Scream

Squid Game

Supernatural

The Collector/The Collection

The Dark Pictures Anthology

The Quarry

Until Dawn

WWE

Events:

AlessiaThePirate's Christmas Special 2023

[alessiathepirate]

I decided to finally come out of my G. R. R. Martin hybernation and see where I abandoned my Not Alone longfic and the conclusion is that it's not as bad as I remembered and I should sit my ass down and finish it.

[moxleyrollins]

What a coincidence that you and Seth were in a group called The Shield, because all you've done is use the numbers and the sneak attacks to shield you from guys like me.

MONDAY NIGHT RAW | 08.03.26

[alessiathepirate]

I do honestly believe that we'll unfortunatelly be stuck with the Judgment Day until Money in the Bank. I think Roxanne will win the briefcase and she will cash in during Liv vs Becky vs Stephanie.

[alessiathepirate]

Even Becky misses Rhea, I know she does

[alessiathepirate]

I sometimes remember that one interview where Becky said she is horrible at getting people over. No, she isn't. WWE creative is just shit at writing storylines for those who are over thanks to Becky. Like Lyra? I don't care about the issues, that SummerSlam match with Becky was my fav of the night and then they just forgot about Lyra up until now. Maxxine? They suddebly remembered she exists too. Why can't WWE creative remember they have midcarders who we as the audience love and want to see more of them?

Don't even get me started about the men. LA Knight and Bron Breakker are crying in the corner.

[alessiathepirate]

Also Becky finally got some chants instead of boos, like FINALLY. I know she's a heel and all but she is my wife and I am so happy for her.

[alessiathepirate]

Seth's ex LA Knight really went after Roman-- CAN WE PLEASE PUSH LA KNIGHT AGAIN, IT'S BEEN AGES HUNTER!

[alessiathepirate]

Is it a safe time to say that after all this bullshit I am so so so done with Liv Morgan?

[alessiathepirate]

Gotta watch Raw now for my wife. That means not watching whatever the fuck Roman is doing or not doing. As I ran it past it took him like 10 minutes to walk up to the ring. Buy some better knees bro. And don't you taunt our husband Seth Rollins who outwrestles you any day you spammer.

[moxleyrollins]

MONDAY NIGHT RAW | 08.03.26

[moxleyrollins]

seth 🤝 becky (same energy, exactly two years apart)

[moxleyrollins]

MONDAY NIGHT RAW | 08.03.26

[alessiathepirate]

No Seth tho? At least this means he is just taking some time off, right? Though, now I think he might appear as soon as that wet rat of a man puts his hands on our wife.

[alessiathepirate]

I'm sorry, but Becky outbitching Liv and getting that dumb smirk off her face is something I won't shut up about. Stephanie and Becky should just kiss and kill the Judgment Day together.

[alessiathepirate]

"And you have had the worst title reign OF AAALL TIIIMEE!" and "You're not even the greatest women's champion who has slept with Dominik Mysterio" are going straight next to "He couldn't wrestle himself out of a wet paperbag", cause that's what Becky and Seth do, they outbitch whores and get bitches.

It's me, I'm the bitch. And after that promo it's hot af in here. Or is it just me?

[alessiathepirate]

Becky and Stephanie really came back to save us from suffering and end the dying beast that is the Judgment Day and I fucking slept through it