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septemberequinox

the moment i learned that avril lavigne is straight was a top 10 anime betrayal i mean have you seen 2002 avril

septemberequinox

i want to live in the timeline where avril is a long-haired sporty butch brat

kokkuri3

The original Lavigne was a lesbian her clone’s straight

septemberequinox

yknow what you’re right

justforsmiles

I hope that you, whoever you are reading this right now, achieve all that your beautiful soul wants to in 2018 (and the remainder of 2017). Whether it’s one gigantic goal, three medium goals, or five small ones. And I hope that you reach them by not neglecting your own health and happiness.

donutish

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THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

peppermintlarry

mcdonalds cashier: sorry the flurry machine broke

me: its fine *goes home* *crying* *opens laptop* *opens tumblr* *new text post*

I was sensitive, a baby lamb, pink and tender

and You were harsh, sharp, edges and pain

you were broken and you wanted me to break too

your knife against my pale pink skin, deepen the wound

“its fine”

january 19 2017

hellotailor

[x]

whyndancer

And suddenly the Joker is interesting again.

thewitchdoctor

uranian97

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

a-chicago-sunflower

3) mostly mined with slave labor

everkings

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

wildhaunt

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.

ariaste

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring.

everythingcanadian-archive

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD.

dxisybuchanan

engagement rings: HACKED

i-am-bechloe-trash

Justin Timberlake and Anna Kendrick react to Daniel Radcliffe’s story about Donald Trump giving him talk show advice.

laughingfish

they’re so fucking embarrassed and defeated i am screaming

doona-baes

the cutest english lesson

only1600kids

*gets penalty* “that’s bullshit” *watches replay* “.. yeah okay”

reademmaduh

This is flawless. I can’t stop watching.

martinidog-deactivated20181219

Every hockey player ever sent to the penalty box

bigchungo8383-deactivated202208

this is the money ammy. reblog for blessed funds

sofuckingblue

small change chibiterasu to charge!!!

kushandwizdom

gold-kushkloudz

bettyspaghettii-deactivated2020

Fucking seriously.TRASH

pussylipgloss

when i see girls hating on astrology i’m like ….is he around? is your man making you say this ? lmk when the coast is clear and i’ll send you your chart babe