always something shiny in the tags

headcanons, oneshots, ideas, fic updates galore. My ask box is as wide open as Odysseus’s legs were the night he came home (unless it gets over twenty lmao). Banner by lovely friend @hopingitdontbreak

[witless-winion1]

it’s time.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I might be shaking.

[pumpkinhrat]

She would, in fact, download a car

[segamascott]

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[turbozarky]

hell you may even like it

[tedisfishing]

and perhaps another one

[witless-winion1]

one good thing 2026.

good workout. Sent a post selfie to best friend. Got the usual response

This makes me very happy

[theclowninyellow]

Neither of them are happy with this situation

[girlyimsotired]

how do you think Rocky would react to learning about periods?

imagine the others on the ship survive, and Rocky meets Ilyukhina. About a month into their acquaintance Rocky goes

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH ILYUKHINA ORGAN QUESTION?”

and she has to explain that the female human body has to shed a lining of the uterus by literally ripping itself apart.

Rocky is horrified. These leaky space blobs are metal as fu(Grace stops him right there)

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 28

Kinger (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

[witless-winion1]

op why the FUCK would you do this to me

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 28

Kinger (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Remaining time: 6 days 5 hours

[ghastbutlikegay]

[privatevasquez]

ain't none of my business what you do after hours....

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Bistro Huddy as textposts pt 3/?

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Bistro huddy textposts pt 6/?

[inneffablysleepy]

[ibuprofenator]

hehe

[orgasming-caterpillar]

BISTRO HUDDY TEXTPOSTS ARE SO BACKKKKKK PT 7/?