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[witless-winion1]

it’s time.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I might be shaking.

[joeyclaire]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[spiralingintocontrol]

goose

[greatsnakestintin]

has this been done

[witless-winion1]

one good thing 2026

was feeling depressed for last day or two.

Then I went to Goodwill

So many gay affordable flannels. and a bread pillow for 1.11$ (one☝️ US dollar and eleven☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ cents)

proof

also a gay cashier who was so sweet and beautiful and also an absolute diva

[rackiera]

special drink Grace ingests every morning, must investigate

bonus:

[dr0wzz11ee]

mafia au! kaito and luka in a lavender marriage lemme cook gang

[pineappical]

whole house mad

[markiplieroncesaid]

Markiplier 67 incident

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[thememedaddy]

[cloudabserk]

comforting head bonk to make up for my feeble human lifespan

[janmisali]

oh I know how to make a poll's results look like the letter E watch this

what is the rightmost digit of the number of responses this poll has right now? (it should be visible before you vote.)

0, 1, or 2

3

4 or 5

6

7, 8, or 9

Remaining time: 4 days 16 hours

[pineappical]

ACTUALLY heres another one i quickly animated of rocky beating the shit out of grace

[twiggyart6]

They can finally touch!!! Yeah they cuddle for a longggggg time after Grace wakes up

Graces frequent crying would translate into a lot of wailing as an Eridian. I feel like he’d have a hard time speaking not only because he’s just not used to it- but because his emotions make him sing without meaning to. Younglings learn fairly quickly how to control their emotions so they don’t constantly interrupt themselves with unconscious sounds. But grace is so used to expressing his emotions as a human (and he’s a big cryer) that I don’t think he’d ever really learn how to suppress a keen when really emotional. Rocky and all the other Eridians would get used to this and would ofc be incredibly patient with him :]

I think there’d be a few times that Grace would freak some people out with his whining - the sound usually means there’s a small hatchling in distress lol

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“all clear my liege it appears to be safe”

“it appears to be fucking gone you mean”

[jerry-the-leech]

I went on Tumblr because I had a thought that I was like "wow this would do numbers on here" and then I started scrolling and forgot

[jerry-the-leech]

I went on Tumblr because I had a thought that I was like "wow this would do numbers on here" and then I started scrolling and forgot