always something shiny in the tags

headcanons, oneshots, ideas, fic updates galore. My ask box is as wide open as Odysseus’s legs were the night he came home (unless it gets over twenty lmao). Banner by lovely friend @hopingitdontbreak

[witless-winion1]

it’s time.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I might be shaking.

[witless-winion1]

one good thing 2026.

good workout. Sent a post selfie to best friend. Got the usual response

This makes me very happy

[theclowninyellow]

Neither of them are happy with this situation

[girlyimsotired]

how do you think Rocky would react to learning about periods?

imagine the others on the ship survive, and Rocky meets Ilyukhina. About a month into their acquaintance Rocky goes

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH ILYUKHINA ORGAN QUESTION?”

and she has to explain that the female human body has to shed a lining of the uterus by literally ripping itself apart.

Rocky is horrified. These leaky space blobs are metal as fu(Grace stops him right there)

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 28

Kinger (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

[witless-winion1]

op why the FUCK would you do this to me

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 28

Kinger (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Remaining time: 6 days 15 hours

[ghastbutlikegay]

[privatevasquez]

ain't none of my business what you do after hours....

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Bistro Huddy as textposts pt 3/?

[orgasming-caterpillar]

Bistro huddy textposts pt 6/?

[inneffablysleepy]

[ibuprofenator]

hehe

[orgasming-caterpillar]

BISTRO HUDDY TEXTPOSTS ARE SO BACKKKKKK PT 7/?

[beuatifulbuttercup]

bistro huddy (an internet series where all the characters are played by one man) has more fanfics on ao3 than raid shadow legends (a game that has been advertised everywhere and anywhere)

[lotuseatersunionized]

I was supposed to bring my girlfriend to this new restaurant on a cute date but the waitress came out to her parents on accident and she’s dating a chef now and honestly now we’re both far more interested in this than whenever we were doing before

[uhhhh-em-draws-stuff]

Guess who has bistro huddy brain rot!!!!

[dearest-loveliest-elizabeth]

Obsessed with rubycole. Which is so funny cause that’s just a man with two wigs.

But like, waitress and cook, femme and masc, blonde and dyed red, curious/bisexual and lesbian, forced proximity, banter, jealousy, kisses in dark corners, shared glances, tracing tattoos with your finger, attitude and sarcasm, I hate you, we deal with the same bullshit at work, you get mad at me when I screw up my order, and I get mad at you when a customer yells at me for something you forgot, kiss me to shut me up while I’m cursing you out, most judgmental couple ever, always girl night hosts for bridgette and amber, let me take you home, I wake up in your bed in your wonderfully clean room, you let me know table 5 asked for the dressing on the side, I remember how your back felt against my palms. I’ve never been sentimental but I don’t dread coming to work anymore, at least most days.