always something shiny in the tags

headcanons, oneshots, ideas, fic updates galore. My ask box is as wide open as Odysseus’s legs were the night he came home (unless it gets over twenty lmao). Banner by lovely friend @hopingitdontbreak

[witless-winion1]

it’s time.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I might be shaking.

[mathew]

[drtanner]

A+ weird little dude, but I'm equally fascinated by the choice of music.

[trickstertime]

*unmutes*

[duketod]

[avi-mation]

What if PHM crew survived

[faerieinthehumanworld]

yes I like this

[darkestbrook]

Oh waiter! Waiter! More art of them cuddling, please! Yes, yes, with the xenonite barriers. I like my fluff with a pinch of angst.

[hailmarysuggest]

I just want a fic where everyone is all ‘why is Dr Grace so grumpy today? He’s normally so sweet’ and Stratt goes to inspect him for like 5 minutes before grabbing scissors, snipping the tag out of the back of his shirt carefully enough not to leave one of those itchy lines behind, and then he’s a freaking sweetheart again for the rest of the day. Like the princess and the pea. And for some reason only her people watching abilities could figure out why.

Carl probably could have figured it out too, but he can’t be glued to Grace’s side 100% of the time lol.

[wildminti]

Grace, your friend is an apex predator.

[pumpkinhrat]

She would, in fact, download a car

[segamascott]

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[turbozarky]

hell you may even like it

[tedisfishing]

and perhaps another one

[witless-winion1]

one good thing 2026.

good workout. Sent a post selfie to best friend. Got the usual response

This makes me very happy

[theclowninyellow]

Neither of them are happy with this situation

[girlyimsotired]

how do you think Rocky would react to learning about periods?

imagine the others on the ship survive, and Rocky meets Ilyukhina. About a month into their acquaintance Rocky goes

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH ILYUKHINA ORGAN QUESTION?”

and she has to explain that the female human body has to shed a lining of the uterus by literally ripping itself apart.

Rocky is horrified. These leaky space blobs are metal as fu(Grace stops him right there)

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

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Kinger (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

[witless-winion1]

op why the FUCK would you do this to me

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 28

Kinger (The Amazing Digital Circus)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Remaining time: 5 days 22 hours

[ghastbutlikegay]