always something shiny in the tags

headcanons, oneshots, ideas, fic updates galore. My ask box is as wide open as Odysseus’s legs were the night he came home (unless it gets over twenty lmao). Banner by lovely friend @hopingitdontbreak

[witless-winion1]

it’s time.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I might be shaking.

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[chilewithcarnage]

[hadalplumes]

GLUG LGUG THAT PUSSY!

[xiaonme]

sigh.

[teafromthemicrowave]

Look whom I found at pride today

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[almondcroissantsandink]

au where the amnesia doesn't stick and Grace still does his little video logs but he's MAD

[maalidoesart]

happy pebble pride

[tedisfishing]

funi in my head, stupid in execution. Anyway, happy pride.

[random-remzy]

cheese cake

My silly goofy goose I've missed you so much i'm not even mad-

here have you cheese cake.

[joeyclaire]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[spiralingintocontrol]

goose

[greatsnakestintin]

has this been done

[witless-winion1]

one good thing 2026

was feeling depressed for last day or two.

Then I went to Goodwill

So many gay affordable flannels. and a bread pillow for 1.11$ (one☝️ US dollar and eleven☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️ cents)

proof

also a gay cashier who was so sweet and beautiful and also an absolute diva

[rackiera]

special drink Grace ingests every morning, must investigate

bonus:

[dr0wzz11ee]

mafia au! kaito and luka in a lavender marriage lemme cook gang

[pineappical]

whole house mad

[markiplieroncesaid]

Markiplier 67 incident