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Alexander. 20. Toronto. Canada.___________________________ "If you never did. you should. These things are fun. and fun is good." Dr. Seuss

[the-dodo]

This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.

[sushinfood]

i believed in this cat and was not let down

[streetstyleplatform]

White T-shirt

[wolf-of-tyr]

I’m not able to tag the creator for some reason, but I thought I’d leave this here for all the nonbinary/androgynous folks.

[toothmuncher3000]

reminder that you don’t have to be 100% androgynous to be nonbinary! it’s not just the slim young white kids who get to be enby, people with big chests, wide hips, broad shoulders, and beards get to identify however they like, too!

[basketcasemp3]

name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. go ahead, i’ll wait. 

[thundergrace]

of course you will

[yourstrulys]

Ariana Grande for Reebok photographed by Alfredo Flores (2018)

[asspostate]

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

[foxnonny]

I didn’t even read the rest because I’m still laughing at “miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit” like I’ve never read a more perfect phrase in my life

[1980vibes]

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[sunnyddlgblog]

I had to

[snorlaxatives]

first day of 2018: some ugly youtuber with bad hair films, exploits, and makes a mockery of a suicide victim

second day of 2018: the president has a big dick contest with kim jong un and threatens nuclear war

[idontexistanymore1-deactivated2]

Mmmmm ok pack I️t up y’all 2018 is canceled

[kntryradiotexas]

Okay but North and South Korea have reopened peace talks and a drone service has started delivering blood and medicine to remote hospitals in Rwanda that need it, in less than 30 minutes from the request being placed

We are not going to sit around and exclusively moan about the bad things for all of 2018 again. We are not doing this again. I can’t take it anymore.

[culturenlifestyle]

[werethless-deactivated20190103]

These are great

[starwarslolz]

Who Did This?!

[ittsu-deactivated20181124]

Has Mark seen this

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[saiasus]

[ccaesarsalad]

they aint lyin

[b1uecruz]

Club, hell, this is how we enter the grocery store if we think someone’s looking.

[zachofalltrade-deactivated20250]

This is me walking into class when I feel right

[that-twink-over-there]

Eternal mood

[retrogamingblog]

Red/Blue/Green by Franz Anthony

[wisekelp]

Repost this anywhere

[lovingandlucking-deactivated201]

I just hit reblog so fast I almost dropped my phone

[sc-images]