Alex

Welcome to my brain, wait, sorry, meant blog. Am a disabled, bisexual, science nerd and also a teacher now!

[junkfoodcinemas]

Hot Fuzz (2007) dir. Edgar Wright

[accessfashion]

ok ok hear me out: t-shirt that says "fall risk"

[yousaytomato]

The true sisyphean task is untangling wired headphones

[lenios]

You're right. I mean look at this nonsense.

[alex-throughthelookingglass]

I have also encountered this monstrosity today

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[why-its-kai]

[minty86823]

[lenios]

[writing-prompt-s]

You have a pet cat. He eats a lot for his size. Then he just suddenly splits in two. Now you have two cats.

[lenios]

Meowtosis

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[diah-the-demon]

Prev X2 tags you are so right

[alexredgrave]

[deerchasingheadlights]

I’m always feeling like wait did I just do something unforgivable? But all I did was walk somewhere or turn in a paper late

[toskarin]

I'm sorry I didn't answer your call, but robocallers spoofing numbers have rendered unknown phone numbers completely unreliable to answer, and I'm sorry I didn't see your text, but spoofed numbers sending links with viruses in them have made sms just as bad as (if not worse than) email before good spam filtering

[toskarin]

if you want to get in touch please consider sending a courier on horseback or perhaps contacting me through the orb

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I love when hardcore Harry Potter fans try to insult people by calling them “muggle” and “mudblood”. not only is your vitriol toothless and comical, it’s also establishing you as one of the bad guys…?

[ruffboi-mags]

[tlirsgender]

[ID: tags that read "#oh no don't be fantasy racist at me #whatever shall I do" /end ID]

[ampervadasz]

[inappropriate-sadist]

You’ll not regret: sound on

[omghotmemes]

No, no it isn’t.

[moonlit-aura]

this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus

[catscenter]

[gravegospel]

ʍoǝɯ

[sasrinthekobold]

meow

[baka-dot-exe]

Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity

[guerrillatech]

[videntefernandez]

Is this why women aren’t allowed to have pockets anymore?

[cecut]

what do red pandas even do

[cecut]

I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

[sokkalore]

does this answer your question