cis men want what real men have
morals
hygiene
a fashion sense
the ability to stick your dick in a blender more than once
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
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cis men want what real men have
morals
hygiene
a fashion sense
the ability to stick your dick in a blender more than once
As long as we’re sharing our favorite moments from the comics: snufkin introducing himself because he hates banks and loves fruit
op didn’t mention this but to make it better:
this is snufkins first appearance in the comics
Snufkin, showing up for the first time: “Hello,
FUCK BANKS”
WHO THE FUCK STOOD AROUND FOR THIS SHIT
Obviously not cowards like you.
really weird to think that samus aran, the woman who was raised by alien birds and has had to fight multiple parasitic alien clones of herself, probably has had the most normal life out of all the major nintendo protagonists
Mario: *teams up with a baby version of himself to fight alien mushroom people*
Link: *gets transformed into a wolf by traveling between different dimensions due to shadow magic*
Kirby: *has a rogues gallery consisting of everything from a magician cartoon mouse to reality-warping god machines that live in space*
Samus Aran: *goes to an alien planet, beats up some jerks, collects her paycheck, goes home and reheats some leftover ravioli and passes out in front of the tv*
The only reason Samus wears the Zero Suit for Smash Bros is so nobody knows her real off-mission wardrobe is an oversized t-shirt with an unidentifiable stain near the collar and a pair of shorts with the word “JUICY” written in an alien language written across the butt
I had to draw her and add some smudged mascara. You KNOW shes too lazy to wash off her makeup after smash
authors love to talk about ‘LGBT’ this that or the other and just completely disregard anything to do with trans people. can u imagine how lgb cis people would behave if we started talking about ‘LGBT’ shit that ONLY focused on trans issues. y’all would lose your fucking minds. If I made an article recommending LGBT books and only recommended books about straight trans people, cis lgb’s would crucify me lmao
THIS POST IS ABOUT TRANSPHOBIA. DO NOT DERAIL IT. MAKE YOUR OWN POST.
Cis People Don’t Ignore This challenge
HOW can you not show the picture of abby
i found a d20 in my kitchens junk drawer and i absentmindedly rolled it and got a 1 and was like, aw dunk, and then i immediately stubbed my toe into the trashcan while trying (and missing) to throw something away
what goosebumps book is this
Where to find me
Well, everyone knows what’s up with Tumblr already, so, if you are interested in my stuff…
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LuxuriaLethe
FurAffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/luxuria/
See you there! :>
wow i can see everything dying an at alarming rate :Oc
still against the new policy but people making post about the nsfw purge with that tf2 gif with medic saying “we all have three days to live” is the funniest thing
@yazzdonut
here’s the one for the last day <3 @yazzdonut
@carthages-finest
I came across some benches painted like the transgender pride flag today!
This one is really making me lose my mind and idk why
Ive never played minecraft and i can only recognize this because of the piano music and everything else is SO scary to me
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25$ Color sketch commission for https://twitter.com/earflicks
Look out for when I post more open slots!
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Human went to a conference for 2 days, kitty missed him. (via DangerWallet)
By the look of that smile he missed kitty too
@rootbeergoat it me