Short Musings

AroAce they/them, Sam, adult. Constant state of tired.

[byjove]

It would be kind of fun to have a medical dramamedy show where people (patients and people in the medical field) could submit their craziest experiences with the medical system and those plotlines and patient stories could be dramatized and woven into a cohesive narrative with any additional profits from the show going to pay off medical debt.

[byjove]

Plotline A: Patient is suffering from a near fatal case of hypothermia after passing out in the snow drunk and laying there all night until his 13 year old nephew discovered him in the morning, said 13 year old managed to transport his druncle to the hospital on a snowmobile but the rest of the family cannot make it there due to road conditions.

Plotline B: A live rat fell through the ceiling halfway through an emergency appendectomy, causing the surgeon to startle and rupture the patient’s appendix. Infectious disease is very interested in the situation due to the risk of zoonotic infection. The hospital’s legal department is also very interested in the situation.

[foxglovedforest]

Hey OP what happened to you

[byjove]

I’ve been chronically ill since the age of 14 and I enjoy eavesdropping

[zillychu]

wait can I submit something

[zillychu]

I could never be so important. I hope I'm cast as a nameless background character who's just always at the hospital whenever something laughably disastrous happens. like the leg guy in SpongeBob

[perennimal]

teeny coco and agott doodles

[ghostlyglimmer]

Got some amazing art from the ever talented @tired-art247 Thank you again for drawing my guy!

[twiggyart6]

Grace enjoying some Eridian textiles :3

You already know.. ITS RANT TIME!

In the book Rocky wears a shirt regularly and his lil belt thing while working, in the movie Rocky just has his belt/harness sometimes.

In my headcannon Eridians do have clothes, it’s just not common practice/expected to wear them all the time. Textiles are rare and hard to make, and clothes pretty much all have to be custom made because of the vast sizes and shapes Eridians come in.

Clothes and soft materials also insulate against noise, so most Eridians don’t like to wear anything because it impedes hearing slightly. Buuuuut Grace would find this to be rather nice! Being so sensitive to sound can be a bit much for someone who hadn’t grown up with it, and he ofc likes the soft feeling.

He would ask for a sweater to wear to class (much thicker and heavier than any Eridian would wear) all his excitable little pebbles would be hard to listen to for long periods of time, the dampening helps. And he feels more like himself wearing something soft and knit :3

[dailytricksterfox]

Trans Vulpix?

Cotton candy fox

[weekly-eons]

multigender leafeon? :D

Funky colours for a funky leaf

[dailytricksterfox]

Lesbian Nickit!

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[souperluminal]

05.26 - Wild Wizard

[nugbrownies]

[wwotart]

"Concept Viva"

[dailytricksterfox]

can i request a lesbian hisuian zorua?

pink fox!

[weekly-eons]

Ace Umbreon, please? I'm ace!

A fancy lil fella

[weekly-eons]

how about an mlm jolteon maybe?

Baja Blast

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[wwotart]

" Dance "

[airplanelove]

my first day at transformers school i hope nobody can tell i have no idea what i’m doing