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CASTIEL IN EVERY EPISODE ↳ 5.22 - Swan Song

14x06

spn 9x09

"Ah, my colleagues.”

(+ maybe my fav line of any spnwiki transcript:

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casgirl444

kagkik

i love how sesshoumaru sees himself as this suave and deadly aristocrat when he’s actually just a cringy edgelord with abandonment issues

lunarkittens

you haven’t seen your brother in four years and you pick him up to help you on a ghost hunt and he lies to the cops and crashes your car into a house without a second thought and you’re like oh that’s right i forgot he’s insane

I have never been so happy, but so sad at the same time. My heart has never been so full and strong, but also shattered and torn. I now know what people mean when they say “you’re taking a piece of me with you.”

I know what it means now when people say “Love is like oxygen.”

When you are gone I feel like I can’t breathe. I know this feeling doesn’t last long. In the two hours it takes for you to get home and talk to me over the phone, it feels like a lifetime of silence.

I am scared of what all of this means.

Am I toxic? Obsessed? Is… is this what actually being in love is?

I know this is hard on both of us. I see how hard you try not to be upset before we leave each other. I see how hard it is for you to watch me cry before either of us leave.

I am sorry I can’t be stronger for you. I know you say I don’t have to be, but I know I need to be.

I’m the one who wanted this path. This path that has given me so much, and I couldn’t be more grateful of the opportunity and experience.

But God, it sure does rip my heart to pieces to watch you leave. When I watch you leave, even when I know you’ll be back, I feel the air leave my lungs and the tears run down my face in waves I have never experienced before.

My job, my home, and my life with you, I couldn’t be more thankful to have the life I have. Especially, getting to live it with you.

When you leave though…

Or I have to go…

I just feel like I’m drowning. I feel like I’m being pulled under into the coldest, ice covered water. I can’t breathe. Then, I’m numb. I feel no happiness, no pain, nothing.

How can I stop this. How do I heal myself? I want to scream, but no sound comes out.

Please. My Love. My greatest Love. Come back.

Why can I not have the love of my life and the path I thought I always wanted?

I am sorry my Love. Don’t worry, we’ll be together soon. Please stay safe, I love you more than you’ll ever know.

#love #long distance love #long distance couple #obsession?#heart #heartrenching #deep love #forever #mentally exhausted #sadness #happiness #relationship #Spotify

cyberglittter

mielnah-deactivated20220722

are they... you know...? *makes a stabbing motion*

delioncunt

what-even-is-thiss

Since they don’t teach gay sex ed in school let me tell gay guys and anyone else that wants to use the back door that douching is bad for you. It will cause long term problems.

Also starving yourself all day will not work because sometimes it can take up to two or three days for something to move through you.

Just eat a bunch of fiber and use the bathroom at least an hour or two before your booty call if you can. If you hate eating fiber just get yourself some fiber pills to take with meals. If you eat enough fiber the section after the colon should remain relatively clean on its own. Just wash the outside part. Not your insides. Those clean themselves.

Also if he shames you for anything that happens by accident in the bedroom and/or refuses to use a condom he’s a jerk-wad and an idiot and you should dump him.

what-even-is-thiss

Yes! It dries out your colon and makes you more susceptible to micro-tears in your anal walls and makes it more likely that you’ll get constipated. There’s also a small but real chance that you could get a perforated bowel which is a medical emergency. It also washes away a natural layer of mucus in there which, while gross, is necessary.

Doing it once in a long while is probably fine but it’s not necessary unless you’re doing something super intense that goes up into your colon and you’re not willing to clean up afterwards.

If you absolutely must, use clean douching equipment and lukewarm water with a teaspoon of salt per cup of water dissolved in it. The salt mixed in will keep the water from dehydrating you because yeah, that’s another risk of douching. Your body has a very specific balance of salt it wants and plain water will sap away some of that.

Also remember to use lube, kids! It reduces your risk of getting an STD or a minor injury!

lasagnacatlady

Not applicable to me, but I've always been an advocate for inclusive sex education.

Stay safe!

chantylay

Douching is also bad for vaginas for anyone on this thread with those. They are self-cleaning as well and putting soap up there can mess with your ph balance and increase your risk of yeast infections. Just take a piss before and after sex to avoid a UTI and let your parts take care of themselves.

what-even-is-thiss

It’s when you squirt water up one of your holes to “clean” it. It’s unnecessary and bad for you but unfortunately a lot of people do it.

what-even-is-thiss

Hey, gang! This post isn’t a safe space for homophobes, transphobes, or slut shaming! If this info isn’t relevant to you then you can just scroll past it!