The wonderful world of a day dreamer

Hey Guys! I'm Alex, female, British and top procrastinator. I'm a big fan of physical activity and encourage exercise for anyone and everyone. Other than that I'm just one big day dreamer/nerd. <3 feel free to drop me messages and say hi!

[imanes]

in this house we are violently anti sparkling water

[crustpuppy11111111]

what’d sparkling water do to u???

[imanes]

it tastes like someone farted in my water

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

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being in a public restroom

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being in a public

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being

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

people adding things 2 my posts

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your posts

[lauramercierbodyscrub]

ur blog

[kmalakhn-blog-blog]

u

[lordwellingtonofficial]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. I THREW MY PHONE SO I COULD BREATHE

[butchfatty-deactivated20210203]

you thinking that comment was necessary

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

thinking

[delusion-of-negation]

wen u zoom in

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

I love this post

[eee-in]

love

[c0ld-h4nds-deactivated20181105]

It just keeps getting better

[ilikechildren--fried-deactivate]

overused captions

[adamatronic-deactivated20170419]

Tumblr’s new layout

[this-is-cthulhu-privilege]

tumblr

[1nvisibl3]

the internet

[tomche]

this is the only long ass post i’m ever going to reblog

[that70sshowwriters]

Long ass posts

[u-say-sumn]

Ass

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[stargurl16]

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but imma do it again because it’s funny and cute

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[greatfay]

it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta

[whatlovelybooks-deactivated2026]

Yeah?? What do you do with yours???

[greatfay]

dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

White betta fish

[faded-doll-hi]

I name thee, Organza

[iridessence]

Yaaas, Organza Eleganza. You BETTA werk!

[catsbeaversandducks]

Winifred Sanderson And Her Magnificent Blep

“Hello world! Behold my Blep!”

Photos by Winnie The Cat Sanderson

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@theguyrunningsouth

[rosamundpike]

[disneyfilms]

[babyanimalgifs]

[yourgaydarisonpoint]

SHE IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND DESERVES THE WORLD

[sixpenceee]

Fairy Pools, Isle of Skye, Scotland

[wetwareproblem]

Unfriendly fucking reminder that the best predictor of mass shootings is not mental illness, but being an angry young white man who has recently experienced rejection and has easy access to guns.

[wetwareproblem]

Bringing this back because it makes terrible people angry. And I’ll add a note to all the people saying “But you’d have to be mentally ill to do that!”: Mental illness is, by definition, abnormal. Does “mediocre white boy is so entitled that he resorts to violence when told no” really sound particularly unusual to you?

[quiet--batpeople]

I devoted my entire graduate studies and thesis on mass school shootings, multiple murderers, and criminal psychology and I can tell you that this is in fact completely true and is suported by an unbelievable amount of emperical, quantifiable data that I slaved over for years. 💯

[circumcising]

what did people even wear in 2008

[gnarly]

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

[shiropoint]

This is mesmerizing to watch.

[fuu-dog-treats]

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

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[thatsthat24]

Holy………..shmokes…….

[mozzarella-shenanigans]

Oh?? My god??

[mitzuri]

ほぼ十代らくがきつめ | moribuden [pixiv]

[sixpenceee]

Long exposure shot of glow sticks dropped into a waterfall. Photographed by reddit user TurkeyTaster.

[theonewiththevows-deactivated20]

The Evolution of: Jamie Campbell Bower