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TayChou / 29 / w/e pn / pan header courtesy of @kidpolaris

[waffle-bubbles]

Searched “Yaoi” on Tubi and Murdoch Mysteries was there

[butchtoks]

[cali]

it felt so absolutely incredible

[swampthingy]

[actuallyapathy]

[the-lumpfish-queen]

I love environmental storytelling

[belphegor1982]

[hotlegsharker]

[berlynn-wohl]

[harleyklawz]

Ita fucking hieroglyphs with you people

[dogpuppy]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[3756c]

次元さなぎ様

一枚イラスト(衣装デザイン)描かせていただきました。

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

[baggytrousers27]

[mumblingsage]

Wait, is this origin behind

[aeschylus-stan-account]

reblog this to place a small, rotund ceramic animal in the palm of the person you reblogged it from

[mametzwood]

JUSTICE FOR BIG CHALLENGES I LOVE YOU BIG CHALLENGES

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[mysillycomics]

The Silly Sturgeon Plush is up on Makeship!

Once again, Makeship and I have created a silly fishie who's ready to swim into your heart. It is 60 cm long, soft and huggable, and utterly adorable!🤎🤎🤎

LINK

[traaansfem]

Women who cackle are so cute

Why are you so happy??? Your nefarious scheme proceeds apace and it made you happy??? Cute as fuck

[teathattast]

[shencomix]

There are 3 realizations you make at the gym.

The first realization is that your body hurts, and the weights you're trying to push away from it are heavy.

Second realization is that there are no weights in your hands at all. They are not real. Nothing is heavy. You're just extending your hands forward.

The third realization is that you, too, aren't real. Your arms aren't extending in front of you at all. You're not at the gym. You're a gay little animal person living in an island. You wile away your days fishing and gardening, and buying new decorations for your house. You have cookouts with the other denizens of the island, and even a summer festival. You lead a life of love and safety for 100 years, and then gently pass away in your sleep, at which point of the rest of the island animals carry you up the small mountain on the island, in a casket filled with flowers. They take turns sharing their memories of you and consoling one another about your passing. They lower you into the ground slowly. down and down.

Down

And

Down

But why are you still here?

Why are you seeing all this?

But is this really okay? Are you really dead?

No.

No, you're not dead. Your blood rushes through your body. You're alive. Things are heavy again. Your body hurts again.

Time for the next rep.

[tpwrtrmnky]

"It would be so cool to be able to squeeze through extremely small gaps unharmed"

"Hey OP, it's actually completely possible to squeeze through extremely small gaps, it happens sometimes in industrial accidents"

"Unharmed?"

"What? Of course not, why would you expect me to account for a word all the way at the end of the sentence?"

[tpwrtrmnky]

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

[tpwrtrmnky]

Idk what kind of sleep marathons you're all having in the notes but when I sleep for 12+ hours I feel like shit afterwards.

[tpwrtrmnky]

it's been months and I'm still baffled by how this one-sentence post keeps getting so many responses that go "this exists except without the last part of the sentence"

[mapswithoutwyoming]

there should be a tumblr without piss poor reading comprehension

[tpwrtrmnky]

we already have that except with piss poor reading comprehension, which i assume is like an extraneous detail rather than a major part of the point you're making