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[themileyray]

Me? The funniest? Thank you! As someone not known for being funny makes me smile for some to notice such. I think making fun of yourself is important before making fun of others and taking jokes. Me, really? Such high praise from you and it's making a girl's day.

[alexasdemle]

people are too dull to even contemplate your humour, but not me. i appreciate every single second of it and hope it never dulls down. come on, everyone adores you. from hannah to miley, you've really been the it girl for over a decade. must be wonderful and chaotic all at once.

[zdayac]

the feeling's the same here so basically these last few weeks have just been endless hell. i need some kind of fix immediately do you better be giving me some of your time in bora bora. i can't think of anything more perfect than being there with you. i'll always you remember you, i promise. like i said, it's impossible.

[alexasdemle]

don't you know, i'm only going to bora bora under the pretense that i'll get to spend all my time with you. what other appeal is there? everyone is so excited for all the activities and i'm strictly there to steal all your attention. do you think i'll do a good job? for once, i'll choose to believe you. you're stuck with me these days.

[nathanielmarv]

NAT: true and true! can't argue the cold hard facts, can i? you know me - i'm the worst at keeping in touch. replying to texts?? making plans?? i'm proper shit at it so it's kind of a wonder i have any friends at all. NAT: tempting, really. might not be able to make you coffee every morning, but i'll just buy you a coffee maker for christmas and we can act like that's the next best thing. NAT: attempting to get a guy out of your life? messy. how's that all going? is he refusing to leave? nothing's happening with me. i'm boringgggg.

[alexasdemle]

ALEXA: a shit long distance communicator, but you make one hell of a coffee and that's why everyone loves you such. that caffeine always hits just right.

ALEXA: i'm not sure a machine could replicate the taste, but if you're really going to ignore my wishes of moving in, i guess i'll have to make do.

ALEXA: it's tragic, really. he's great, but we just end up arguing all the time. if you have any tips on how to stay strong through this, i would appreciate the help. you are boring. let's go out, get drunk and make your social life as messy as mine.

[infamousyu]

CHRISTIAN: i just drank my weight in tequila and i cant stop thinkin bout you. why r u not talkin to me? CHRISTIAN: i miss you CHRISTIAN: i love you @alexasdemle

[alexasdemle]

ALEXA: you're really not being fair here, christian.

ALEXA: go to sleep. you'll regret this in the morning.

[alexademieupdates]

[NEW] ALEXA DEMIE FILMING FOR SEASON 3 OF EUPHORIA.

[nathanielmarv]

TEXT MESSAGE - ALEXA.

NAT: been a hot minute since we last spoke but i saw the new euphoria set photos of you filming at the beach and it made me really miss you. NAT: fucking insane to think we used to live together. like?? that feels like a lifetime ago. NAT: how have you been? what's going on in the world of alexa lately? @alexasdemle

[alexasdemle]

alexa: that's because you're always super busy and i'm constantly moving about, but it's so good to hear from you. although i do find it funny that photos of me on set is what prompted this conversation.

alexa: it was a lifetime ago. i still miss waking up and knowing you had coffee ready for me. feel free to move in with me anytime you want.

alexa: working on euphoria stuff, attempting to get this one guy out of my life. nothing unusual. what's happening with you? fill me in on the exciting life you lead.

[nickofinfamy]

even though i know you probably can't tell me any secrets, i'm still going to ask anyway. but can you tell me anything that's going to happen for the new season of euphoria when it finally comes out? like what's going to happen with our girl maddy? is she going to get a happy ending? @alexasdemle

[alexasdemle]

sorry, nick. as much as i would love to spill the whole script and ruin things for you, i'm afraid i'd be murdered if i even attempted to let you in on all the secrets currently floating about. all i can say is that maddy and rue have a lot of scenes together and i do think you'll be satisfied with the ending of the show. we really wanted it to feel good for the viewers and i don't think it's going to disappoint. is that a good enough depiction for now?

[infamyharris]

Glad to hear that you were impressed, and love that a lot of people seem to tell you to watch it too, that makes me feel very proud. Thank you though, and let me tell you, that's the greatest compliment anyone has ever given me, especially when I was pretty sure Nicole outshined me a million times over. Oh geez, watching every project I've been in might be a bit much for you, love, but if you do it, let me know what you think, okay? And it was amazing working with her. She's a sweetheart, for one, and just such a kind soul and someone that instantly makes you feel comfortable while you're working with them. I was starstruck, though, when I first started to film with her, but how could I not be? Plus, with the subject matter, it was so intense, and I can't believe I was lucky enough to get the role.

[alexasdemle]

can you really be that surprised everyone loved it? with such a great cast and a compelling storyline, it wss bound to catch people's eye. no, seriously, i'm nicole's biggest fan and i'd tell you if you were slacking, but you weren't. you matched her perfectly scene for scene and that's a really difficult task to achieve. you don't have to worry, i will keep you updated on everything i'm watching and give you my detailed notes if i have something really important to say. though you really don't need my input. you're doing great for yourself. i love hearing that nicole kidman is nice in person. she's always seemed like she'd be the most comforting human being to be around and i'm happy to know that is true. with that subject matter, i can only imagine how important it was to get a real solid bond between the two of you. do you think you'd like to work with her again? clearly, i'm a huge fan of the two of you together and would love to see you both on my screen again.

[infamousyu]

That's your issue, that's not my doing, Alexa, because I've never once told you I was disappointed in you or even attempted to make you feel like I was disappointed in you. Bullshit, I didn't sleep with her that quickly, so you had time to offer this dinner because you wanted to talk things over. But no, you're right, it doesn't even matter anymore because we don't work. You never have seen my point of view, and I've tried to see yours, but you change the fucking goalposts all the damn time. You think I was thrilled at seeing you as my roommate at first? Because I wasn't, I knew we were going to fight all over again, and I apologize for calling you a fruit loop that time, but you were being one at the time in my defense. I've also never once said that I wasn't the problem when it comes to some things, because I know I am, but when I try to tell you how I feel, you act like I'm fucking lying and start fights with me or push me away. Or you act like I'm playing games. So when you push me away and I go fuck someone else, you jump down my throat even more. I can't fucking ever win with you, Alexa. Oh, I'm sorry, so the minute that you jumped in and started yelling at me, I was supposed to stay wanting to connect with you and try and move forward? Yeah, I had sex with someone else, and I was quick to do it too after you started in on your bullshit. I had an amazing time; it only would have been better had you not walked in and kind of ruined the moment. I apologize, that was just me being a dick, but sometimes you bring that side out of me more than most. But fine, I'll see that you get your shit, and I don't care about whatever you have of mine. You can throw it away or donate it, fuck it. But fine by me, because we don't talk anyway, you tell, and I am just supposed to sit there and listen.

[alexasdemle]

no, you don't say these things, you just make me feel like crap and never tell me what's actually wrong. i'm tired of arguing with you these days. it's like everything i say goes in our ear and straight out of the other. do you even stop and ask yourself why i react the way i do or do you genuinely think it makes me feel good to keep having these screaming matches with you? it doesn't and i'm so sick of feeling like i'm the crazy one here when all i do is react to what bullshit you throw my way. clearly, you don't like me very much. fine, it is what it is. i can't even attempt to get venerable with you because the minute i do, you throw out stupid things like how much fun you had screwing someone else. well great for you, christian. i hope you're very happy and have the time of you life with whoever ends up in bed with you next time. so sorry i walked into my own room, with my own key to get to my own bed. how insensitive of me. you don't have to worry anymore. i'm don't stressing over shit i can't control. just stay away from me and i'll do the same with you. maybe it's better this way. we're obviously not compatible. you can find whatever temporary bliss you're searching for with whatever person catches your interest that day and i'll go back to being a recluse people see once every two years. thanks for sending my stuff back. i left my favourite sweater over at yours and that's really all i wanted back. none of the rest of it is important and can be replaced. i really do hope you find whatever it is that's going to make you happy. despite how insensitive you think i am, i never meant to make you this unhappy.

[ladiesblr]

ALEXA DEMIE photographed by Natalia Mantini

[zdayac]

hopefully just as much as i would because i need that to happen immediately. i miss you, too, so much and always happy to be a distraction. it might not actually be long but it definitely feels like it has been and that's just cruel on time's part so we need to fix it. please - as if i could ever forget you. it's impossible, i promise.. so you don't have a thing to worry about.

[alexasdemle]

i knew you'd say that and it's actually made my day. even a day away from you feels like absolute hell. not only are you actually the best, but you're one of the few people i trust in this world and you know i'll be counting down the seconds until we're reunited. you always know the right things to say, don't you? even at the top of the game, you still remember little old me.

[spncerink]

there might actually be a secret australia girls club. there aren't many of us in the industry so we make a habit of getting pretty close very quickly. i think we could be convinced to bring you into our little team. i know the girls love and adore you so i'm sure it wouldn't be difficult to convince them.

[alexasdemle]

damn. i was really born in the wrong country. all of you are like top tier actresses and look like supermodels. it's actually unreal and i'm so jealous i haven't been there from the beginning. if you guys want, i'll try my hardest to sound australian. just give me some time to practice. i don't want to insult you.

[jaydawgholliday]

Well, I was at a super bowl party in LA at a very private club thanks to an invite I had from a friend of mine. I saw Leo and I walked up to him and told him I liked his work and thanks for the movies and what not. He looked at me then went back to his drinks and talking to these models who may have been in their early 20's or so. Like didn't even responde to the compliment I gave him. Then later that night I saw him again and tried to talk to him again and he told me to get lost. If you're not an A-list celeb or a super bowl champ I don't wanna be seen talking to you. Listen, The bills the team I play for made it all the way to the AFC championship that year and lost to the chiefs and I made 2 touchdowns that game and got 115 receiving yards as a rookie. Like who does he think he is basically calling me a no body.

[alexasdemle]

ew. he's such a creep, i swear. his talent doesn't mean he gets to be an asshole without consequences. there's nothing i hate more than entitled brats who think they're above everyone else. now i fully understand why you don't like him and honestly, it left a bitter taste in my mouth too. maybe if he wasn't so focused on dating models half his age, he'd actually have a close circle of friends that can stand being around him for longer than a couple hours. you're better than he is. just remember, he's not getting any fulfillment out of those connections other than something temporary. if he's the kind of person that looks down at you because you're not an a list actor, he's not even worth your breath. don't dwell on it too much. he's a dick and he always will be. you'd never think someone with so much success would enjoy being such a loser.

[zegalba]

Alexa Demie in Fairy Tales (2020) Photography: Petra Collins

[alexasdemle]

you might just be the funniest celebrity in the game and you don't get nearly enough appreciation for it. i love that you're able to make fun of yourself while also doing these amazing things in your career. you have always been the blueprint all the younger generation aspires to be and i just have to know how that feels. @infamymiley

[alexasdemle]

hunter mentioned the three of us getting together and having a girls night. do you know how much i would kill for that? not only because i'm sick of men but because i miss you so much. i know it hasn't been too long since we shot some of our scenes for euphoria together but it feels like forever ago. time is moving so fast and you better not forget about me just because i become a social recluse when i'm not on the clock. @zdayac