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Describe your sex life with a movie title

BG: Home Alone

AB: Gone in 60 Seconds

DW: Alone in the Dark

BS: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

SW: I am Legend

AP: Beauty and the Beast

KS: There will be Blood

BG: She's a Man

AB: Diary of a Mad Black Woman

BG: Tomb Raider

LS: With a Little Help From my Friends

AH: Fun with Dick and Jane

LS: Toy Story

It’s “Before”, not “B4”. You speak English, not Bingo.

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Major spoiler for anyone who hasn’t read the book

Kings fans haven't been this happy since last year, when they were Bruins fans

Colby Oleksy

We had to explain to her that unicorns were imaginary… not extinct

(289): eh bud, we're opening the pool and found an orphan toad living in the tarp water. he's looking for a new place to live.

(289): can he move into your pond?

(289): his life is in your hands

(289): so this morning i went to the backyard to find that mr. toad escaped the bucket of muddy water we were keeping him in.

(289): he's probably dead now. i hope you feel guilty.

(905): I got hit by a truck today walking to work, im sry about your frog

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