Hypno-Schizo

Name: Alex “Dipper” Pines Age: 19 Sexual Orientation: Bisexual Disorder: Hypnophobia & Schizophrenia

[deathbecomestheliving]

                                                                      -Takes sip of tea- No one is here worth talking to

[alexdipperpines]

Oh thank you, that's so sweet of you to say...

[sethfriedle]

*Seifer is just sitting in the kitchen, minding his own* 

[alexdipperpines]

*Sitting down next to him* What's up, roomie?

[deathbecomestheliving]

…………………………Fine

[alexdipperpines]

Excellent. I'll pick you up at 8 tomorrow night. 

[deathbecomestheliving]

 I have things to do that day

[alexdipperpines]

I didn't mention a day... Come on, Zero, what do you honestly have to lose?

[deathbecomestheliving]

                                                             Hmmm……………………….

[alexdipperpines]

Yes?

[sethfriedle]

Oh. Oh. Oh.

[alexdipperpines]

Why? What?

[deathbecomestheliving]

                                                      Maybe….-Zero stood up and starts to walk away- Hope you like clif hangers

[alexdipperpines]

Well I don't. *pulling her back*

So, what'll it be?

[sethfriedle]

Alright, cool. Who are you anyway? Besides “Alex,” like a last name. 

[alexdipperpines]

Oh yeah, sorry about that. My full name's Alex Pines.

[deathbecomestheliving]

                                                      Did you just ask me on a date?

[alexdipperpines]

Maybe...

[mabelpinesleaflitter]

 -Mabel skipped through the hall way smiling widely-

[alexdipperpines]

*sees Mabel and gives her a goofy smile*

[deathbecomestheliving]

Do you want me to say it again. I have no idea

[alexdipperpines]

Neither do I... we should talk about this enigma over room temerature, rather unappetizing mess hall food some time.

[deathbecomestheliving]

I should have warned you. I’m the most un-fun person you will meet. I’m not even sorry

[alexdipperpines]

Then why do you seem so fascinating to me?

[deathbecomestheliving]

                                                      Trying to make this harder for you

[alexdipperpines]

Oh come on! It's like you don't want to have any fun! And don't give me the dead excuse again.

[deathbecomestheliving]

No idea

[alexdipperpines]

Really? Nothing?

[innocent-tenderfoot]

I guess that’s why the church doesn’t get involved..y’know because it all kind of takes care of itself every month. Does that mean tampons are a cleansing method created by the pope?

[alexdipperpines]

Yeah dude! It's like holy water or something!

[deathbecomestheliving]

 I feel its my job to make this harder for you

[alexdipperpines]

*overdramatizing* Oh no! A challenge! Whatever will I do?!

[deathbecomestheliving]

                                   Nope not me not silly. You just didn’t know i was joking

[alexdipperpines]

Not even a little silly?

Well to be fair you're a little hard to read. You are a little silly though. It's in there somewhere... just gotta find it. I mean I've already seen you smile an awful lot since I've met you so I'm confident I'm getting close.