Alexi.wasnt.here's lil thought and art blog

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[alexi-was-not-here]

Hey guys

Have some Kruise for the soul

As a treat

{{Reblogs appreciated}}

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[muichisyummy]

yea something like that

[deadnettlesanddandelions]

Gooseworx you're fucking with me he was obsessed with the one princess that was desperate to be included in a world she felt more connected to and eventually transitioned for by keeping her legs and leaving the ocean? Goose please. @gooseworx please I just wanna talk.

[biscuitfacegrey]

hello have some Roman appreciation doodles that were collecting dust while I work on new stuff

[nat-20s]

Favorite thing about renaissance faires is that they have fuck all to to with the renaissance. This thang is not about historical anything this is about dressing up like a fairy and watching a joust

[bettalbimarginata]

#a samurai with a flintlock pistol sitting next to a guy dressed as a caveman drinking a styrofoam cup of dr pepper#and it fucks severely

[headspace-hotel]

It's not THE renaissance, it's A renaissance. Of what? Up to you

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags your favorite (not already super famous) music artists you would recommend to anyone, whether you think they'll enjoy them or not.

[imaginative-intrusive]

okay

[kay-spider]

I rewatched the jam episode today and I just love for these commercials they are basically just fantasizing their perfect advertisement and Logan automatically includes Patton in his idea. His is the first one, he doesn't know the others are going to pitch their own ideas after. He, just goes ahead and has Patton as his assistant. He includes Patton without even really thinking about it. Like... they fight but they are besties your honor

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[argle-bargling]

I've been reading way too much into everything about the Knight and one thing that immediately caught my attention was the way it poses. I think everybody agrees that its weapon is either Dess' bat or Carol's katana but both of those are supposed to be used with both hands so the poses don't match the way either of them are used. People are joking about auramaxxing but genuinely, it seems almost like it's a dance. And then it hit me. We know that Dess plays like. every sport. She's particularly associated with baseball and hockey (thanks Kris for beating me up with a hockey stick) and we know for a fact she has at least two pairs of ice skates - one in her closet and one under her bed.

So what if the skates aren't just for hockey. What if she also does figure skating? Look at the Knight's poses next to figure skaters.

And obviously ice skating is a winter sport so it really matches the Holiday theme.

[argle-bargling]

I forgot I had one more and this one is just too perfect

[tsukkomicoder]

Wait this is a REALLY good point... I was a figure skater and an ice dancer and I've done every single one of these exact poses in my dances before.

The first pose seems to be the entrance into a spin or jump or that one sideways spreadeagle thing that I forgot the name of... the second one seems to be a crossover, the third one is pulling in during a spin or jump, and the fourth is a crossover again.

I've already believed that Dess is the Roaring Knight and this makes me even more sure of it. Also as you said, it would fit with the whole winter theme of the Holiday family.

Also, the skates pictured seem to be freestyle or ice dance skates judging by the blade (most likely freestyle since they tend to have larger rockers). Hockey skates usually have a more even curve and are connected to the boot with plastic. Perhaps the other pair of skates in her room are hockey skates, which would explain the hockey stick in her closet.

[argle-bargling]

oh it's nice to know that someone with actual knowledge of the topic agrees! all my credentials are spending way too long staring at ice skating YouTube videos 😅 (my youtube recommendations are nothing but deltarune and ice skating now)

[junkdrawerboy]

low effort post while i crawl out of the dungeons of artblock. Audio from Bunch of Friends on youtube if anyone is curious

[alexi-was-not-here]

Tongues and Teeth by The Crane Wives is very Kris Dreemurr coded

[pukicho]

The peaceful deer lives her whole life not knowing what war is

[hurtmitcrab]

Wrong again, piss boy.

[pukicho]

Okay those deer knew war, but most don't

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

a witch and the princess she "kidnapped" will be living their best lives in their tastefully decorated tower complete with courtyard for their beloved pet dragon when suddenly Prince Compulsive Heterosexuality bursts in on his noble steed Property Damage

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#wielding his enchanted sword Complete Failure To Read The Room

anyway that scene from sleeping beauty where the Prince is hacking at the writhing wall of thorns, but the wicked sorceress is screaming at him from the window because hey YOU ARE DESTROYING MY WIFE'S PRIZE-WINNING MAGIC THORNERY AND interrupting her nap??? you utter knave of a nutsack

[orderlychaos20]

Don't misgender Kris around Tenna.

[youburntmysausages]

[jaspydunx]

Dukeceit lover 5 ever