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(tw: suicide)

Please know, even if you don’t have any clue who the fuck I am, you can always talk to me and send me a message if you’re ever feeling alone. You are wanted, loved, and needed.

#tw: suicide #trigger warning suicide #you are loved #you are wanted #you are needed #open dms

run-of-the-milf

Marina was so right, I don't wanna live in a man's world anymore 🫩

strange-aeons

I'm throwing a birthday party for My Immortal on Friday night but the decorations stay up all week

infectiouspiss

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

drchucktingle

Katie is thrilled to score tickets for the USA men’s hockey finals, but after a strange turn of events, she’s even more excited to find herself up close and personal with the team’s T-Rex star player, Flonto Breem.

The two set off on a first date, and things are going well, until questions about Flonto’s political affiliation start bubbling to the surface. It’s not long before Katie realizes that all the goodwill she’d felt for this dinosaur hockey player was misinformed, and that Flonto is a full on MAGA dork.

Looks like there won’t be any pounding tonight! Unless, of course, the USA women’s team and their star triceratops are somewhere nearby!

This tale is 4,100 words of sexless disappointment that the T-Rex you thought was cool is actually an authoritarian bootlicker.

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please enjoy brand new tingler NOT POUNDED BY THIS T-REX ON THE USA MEN’S HOCKEY TEAM BECAUSE IT TURNS OUT HE’S A MAGA DORK out now. get it here or on tingleverse patreon