new shoes?

♡ call me zj! ♡ she/him ♡ 20 ♡ ♡ sunny’s platonic wife ♡

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

one must imagine sisyphus in margaritaville

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[uququ]

you press the pedal but tthe car only moves because it wants to

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[segamascott]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

[rederiswrites]

Saw this on FB and tried to find the original, which I haven't, but the point is so solid.

[pocket-deer-belly]

i do actually think it's crazy that employers get a say over shit like tattoos and piercings and we just let that happen

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[koiagain]

Experiencing a crazy slowburn rn

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[bandalbitch]

heyyyy soo. the execution is tomorrow! yes theyre executing me. Anyway do you think about me ever

[papayajuan2019]

does anyone wanna come over and be devastated