Everybody, TRANSform!

Obsessed with gay little shows - in my 30's - He/Him 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[alexpression]

Can't spend my time making something for everyone

This was supposed to be fun

[jinxviolets]

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[mordredsheart]

i keep getting those silly little romance plot mash games from bookstagram and i need to banish them from my algorithm because, without fail, i will go “ugh, that sounds ridiculous” then think about it too hard for the next five minutes and whoops i have twelve new plot bunnies

[mordredsheart]

you may think “mafia don grumpy x sunshine sports romance” sounds insufferable and you’d be correct but regrettably in my head i am already inventing a 1940s love story between a chipper all-american girls professional baseball league MVP and the sardonic mobster who’s trying to fix her team’s games.

[cybermanes]

“Are you a dog or cat person?”

Brother I will pet an alligator if it lets me

[corrya]

I think about this like once a day

[vaspider]

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

[memewhore]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

[peripetyy]

Plotting, scheming, etc.

[whatagrump]

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[newtypezaku]

[poetdept]

I think you're the kind of girl a guy would come back for.

[alexpression]

Stain my name in colors loud

Paint is proof I stood my ground

[schmidtsburg]

[phossyjaw2]

injecting my annoying hopless birds with potion of shut the fuck up

[benditozorrito]

#straight up filling them like éclairs damn

[ailathemoodentity]

This fuckass video made me realise thar birda dont chew. They dont have to chew. They are birds. Fuck.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Who needs teeth when you can eat rocks instead

Or if you're a baby, just eat goo and skip the whole thing

[suohenki]

:)

[mortalityplays]

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

[viralfrog]

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[exeuntstormtroopers]

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry