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Poet/Aila ☆ Gender: rock (I use any prns) ☆ 21 ☆ shitposting, obrozeníčko, my latest obsessions or deep stuff☆

[viralfrog]

[rosepeta1s]

I like to think that Gangle does solo videogame/anime adventures and Caine joins her as an interactive spectator bc he has fomo lol. Of course, he can only watch her and not make any decisions for her ; he did, however, grow fond of glamrock Freddy and sometimes forget he's just spectating when making eye contact lol.

[niqvassieart]

little owls and cow parsley, may 2026.

[zababova-pomsta]

Já jen říkám, že pokud chcete mít rodově-neutrální příjmení, ale nechcete nikomu nic vysvětlovat a nějaký Kubů a Krejčí se vám nelíbí, tak říkám, že příjmení Teige je hned tady

[nejsemzezplzne]

Pro začátek bych řekla, že nevim, kde kde k tomu moje sestra přišla, takže jestli je to známá věc, doufám, že mi odpustíte, ale já se o to nemám s kým podělit, takže tady máte:

Brečím nad tím už deset minut a muž nechápe a já to nedokážu vysvětlit

[bennizone]

sharpi joins and they watch tiktoks-that-feel-like-vines compilations (btw i'm slowly building the sharpi-comic treasure trove... the page is still a WIP but...)

[amaraqwolf]

Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

[willow-wanderings]

It’s recently been found that even hive insects rest. Bees will play with colorful toys. Ants sleep for about 1 minute but they do it so frequently it amounts to a few hours per day. Even trees take breaks.

The only things that work without rest are machines; literally everything that lives requires rest.

EVERYTHING THAT LIVES REQUIRES REST. STOP JUDGING YOURSELF FOR NOT BEING A ROBOT.

[roach-works]

robots require very frequent breaks! welding machines generally have it programmed in that they can’t run so long they melt themselves. ive overseen two different manufacturing robots now and each of them were fragile, finicky idiots that require constant maintenance and repair. they pause in between moves, in between jobs. you’re always keeping an eye on programming errors, on coolant levels, on heat. you’re always pulling bits of scrap out of joints, sweeping up debris, washing off nozzles and untangling hoses. and even then it snaps a chain and takes a whole morning’s vacation.

even robots need downtime.

[fangirltothefullest]

My phone literally tells me to shut it off every so often to keep everything optimized and your laptop shouldn’t be running 24/7 or it starts to malfunction. Even machines need time to reboot, recover and rest. Everything that uses energy needs those moments of recovery and rest.

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[worldworldworldworld]

ocean-teabag

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[wormnextdoor]

i love queerplatonic relationships where one of them is aroace and the other isn't. i love when the allo character has a crush that fades over time. i love when they don't care what they are to each other as long as they're together. i love when romance is an option that they don't choose. i love when both aros and allos feel fulfilled without romance or sex.

[pyaarisms]

just so you know 'jfc' (which you use in a lot of the tags on your posts) is an abbreviation for jesus fucking christ and you probably shouldnt use it if ur not a christian

I can't believe I read this with my own two eyes

[thatstupidache]

They gatekeeping blasphemy now too 💀

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[torstherapy]

[mysticpaintertraveler]

I would like "The Mechanisms are Jon's college band" fics that actually explores the implications of Toy Soldier being Niokla. Like, I want this conversation to happen:

Tim: You were friends with my brother's murderer!

Jon: Well, she wasn't your brother's murderer when I was friends with her.

[the-haiku-bot]

Jon: Well, she wasn’t

your brother’s murderer when

I was friends with her.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[spagety-s-kecupem-a-syrem]

Růže jsou rudé,

legendy nikdy nezhynou,

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]