ex nihilo nihil fit

Alex Press ✖ Apt 9B ✖ 22 ✖ nonbinary, she / her / hers pronouns ✖ Science & tech New Yorker employee ✖ lover of all things biotech ✖ soho's own social justice warrior ✖ lady enthusiast ✖ Australian

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“I don’t see why not. I mean, it’s your room”

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“They made us pay extra for rent growing up if we wanted one... I bet it’s worth it though.”

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“Are cats allowed in these rooms...?

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Text ✉ Alex

Ollie: not at all

Ollie: i never really got the soccer bug

Alex: that's just too bad :(

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Text ✉ 'Lex

Violet: ahhh interesting

Violet: a ring has never stopped PEOPLE ALex

Violet: no but that's bad don't be a homewrecker

Alex: I'll try my best

Alex: but if i don't succeed, at least i can truthfully sing "homewrecker" by marina and the diamonds

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text ✉ babes

Teagan: you'd make a great stripper tho

Teagan: but ur an even better journalist ;)

Alex: You could have just found my hidden talent...

Alex: wonder if i would make more money dancing on poles

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Text ✉ It's Alex Vause you dumb bitch

Reagan: thEY HAVE RADIOS IN AUSTRALIA OKAY

Reagan: it's ok tho Katy is trash anyway

Reagan: aw alex snuggling with koalas :~)

Alex: that's true, "I kissed a girl" makes me want to punch a katy perry

Alex: who's that guy that tames all the rude ass cats on TV? i'm like him but with koalas

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Rocket: awwww yiissss i'm third choice for the babeliest of all babes in new york

Alex: And first choice as far as new yorkers go! ;)

Alex: Plus Alex Morgan is married... so that probably makes you second choice.

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Teagan: well duh.

Teagan: stop it ur making me blush :*

Alex: that's my job ;)

Alex: not really tho. im a journalist not a prostitute

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Text ✉ 'Lex

Violet: they're good looking yes

Violet: Christen is prettier tho

Alex: Christen is new so she still has time to grow on me

Alex: Alex is like an american sweetheart tho... plus we share a name. too bad she's married :(

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Reagan: I am :(

Reagan: but also I was just quoting california gurls by katy perry omg alEX???

Alex: SORRY I GREW UP IN AUSTRALIA

Alex: ok i guess that's no excuse

Alex: I was too busy eating vegemite and snuggling with koalas to catch that Katy Perry tune

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Rocket: I'm sorry :/ I've tried everything. Just not there yet.

Alex: Hey, don't get discouraged. No one can beat Alex and Christen

Alex: but you make a pretty great third choice

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Reagan: you could travel the world but nothing comes close to the golden coast?

Reagan: ??? Once you party with us you'll fall in love???

Alex: wait a second, are you a Cali girl?

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Teagan: only for you, my dear.

Teagan: bc ur cute and australian

Alex: The Australian thing is really getting me the ladies attention over here

Alex: You're quite the cutie yourself, love ;)

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Violet: ohhh

Violet: are they eye candy??

Alex: this is Alex http://tinyurl.com/nb2jvkk

Alex: and this is Christen http://tinyurl.com/nqpoc4c

Alex: they're perfect

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Kinga: born and raised in Sydney!

Kinga: i don't get sports, but everyone at work is buzzing about it

Alex: Nice! I've only been there once, honestly.

Alex: where do you work?

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Reagan: what about cali girls

Reagan: I heard they're unforgettable

Reagan: daisy dukes, bikinis on top

Alex: Cali's got nothing on NYC

Alex: girls in sweaters and big mittens at christmas time are too cute

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Violet: And those are?

Violet: I felt like googling them but too lazy

Alex: My faves on the US soccer team omg

Alex: baes are going to the world cup semifinals on tuesday