alex david

[jollygreengiantveggies]

[vedurnan-archive]

[diegoide]

[coruscanty]

me on my way to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

[gaynosha]

my cat following me after hearing me get up and go to the kitchen to eat shredded cheese out of the bag at 3 am

[valtsv]

god FUCKING damnit im such a hopeless romantic one day someones gonna say “i love you” and im just going to let out an agonized scream so horrible that they immediately change their mind

[petesdragon]

[memewhore]

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

[unclefather]

[timeandmusic]

talk less, mackle more

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

white on white crime

[onlytwitterpics]

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[sonypraystation]

my organs keep whining about self preservation , my bones? playing the waiting game

[slugxcrossing]

There is comfort in knowing the bones will win

[xoteria]

ominous……

[foulserpent]

the feeling of seeing a cg guinea pig saying these words is indescribable

[945865049rgiroigvjrij-deactivat]

[vqj]

bitches on tumblr be like “op im gonna steal ur ankles!!” good luck chewing through my ankle monitor LOL

[vqj]

why did i say this

[vafalls]

[cutegorl]

It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve

[c3po]

me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery

[gbcgraphics]

When i’m unloading the dishwasher and i see a fork with a bit of stuff still on it